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Saturday, August 30, 2008 { 11:22 PM }

today didn't even really sleep again....cus kanna pissed by two things...no1 is from someone's blog...althought i noe the truth abt it but still angry...really dunno y...maybe cus got concern abt her ba...no2 is the soccer match of man u vs saint peterburg...lol...and man u lost the match 1-2...last mins man u score a equaliser but guess wat...tat goal was not scored by his leg or head but with his hand...as he simply smack the ball into the net...super funny lor...stupid guy...

going to have my hair coloured on monday...haha...going to surprise a lot of ppl...cus is my first time try this kinda of colour...hope all will turn well ba...haha....AND NOW...THE JOKE FOR TODAY....

Emergency
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Friday, August 29, 2008 { 11:19 PM }

today actually have to go back to my secondary school for the teacher's day celebration but in the end...same reason agn...overslept...haiz.....this is really sucks lor...nvm....in the end rotting at home agn...haha...my former boss told me that the store manager in suntec raoul wan me to work at her place...haha...lol...but think i will only work at the next holiday ba...now rest better...and play super hard...haha...nth to post le...ya...so... the joke for today...

The Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Thursday, August 28, 2008 { 7:27 PM }

Today didn't really sleep...haha...close my eyes for abt an hour and woke up at 7am...change the blog song to fit the emotion today...jus for the visitor who didn't listen to classical music before...this is the Piano Sonata No. 14 in C-sharp minor composed by the late Beethoven...this piece is also commonly known as the moonlight sonata...and delicated to his lover at that time...therefore i also delicating it to her...Today went to some places...will post the pics but will not state the places...

(pics are in sequence of events)

haha....each pics have its meaning in it...but i not going to say...go and guess ba..dun ask me cus i wun tell u de....haiz...........................tml will be going back to my secondary school...and here is my another joke for today....

The Rude Customer
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 { 10:42 PM }

Today overslept again for the memorial day...maybe i noe y this two days have been missing it le...maybe it is fate ba for something to happen before the memorial day...tml will be at a place to write my second song of the year...most likely at teck whye ba...

today went to watch movie wif jamie, yu qi and amadaus(dunno spell correct a not)...watched the money not enough 2...the movie really damn lame lor...they say next time maybe even when the airplane touch down on the runway, they even have to pay for the ERP being situated on the runway....lame rite...haha...and wat does ERP stands for...haha...every road pay...hahahahahaha...really damn lame...haha shall end here today and continue wif a longer post tml...

btw from now onwards...to make me feel happier and make my blog more humourous...haha there will be a joke being posted everyday...as a joke a day keep the counselor...haha...so here is the first one...

respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 { 9:24 PM }

today actually got a special thingy to do...BUT...haha...overslept again..wat the hell lor..actually wan to wake up at 8am to proceed with my memorial day event...haiz....in the end woke up at 3pm...damn late liao. so have decided to push it to tml morning...this time really mus wake up...going to wake up at 7am tml and get out of the hse by 8am...tml going to watch movie lo with jamie yu qi they all...haha...think watching money not enough 2...heard from many ppl that the movie damn lame and funny...MUS WATCH....but i think i need to bring a chinese-english dictionary tml for JAMIE...hahaha...think she really going to need it very seriously....hahaha...

slack the whole day ever since i woke up...really damn sian until i went to play pokemon...omg...playing pokemon..haha...waiting for 5.30pm to come as got a really nice show called big hotel...but in the end the show actually finished le...hell lor...haiz... nvm...

jus jus now heard a stupid news that i haven for weeks le....wa liew lor...someone kao bai agn lor...wat the **** lor...haiz...a saint ever said this before.....(for a good relationship to maintain not only u need to fulfill the main requirement which is to understand each other, u also have to rmb an important idea...never find a pretty or handsome partners unless u urself is also pretty or handsome)...Y...haha...easy theory... good-looking partner are always being targeted by others...therefore if they found others better than u, they will happily switch their target and go for them than u...understand...haiz....dunno will this happen to me myself one day a not???haiz....

and shaun ask me to post this as well...

{ 1:08 AM }

haha...today finally send away Mr. Exam for the time being...have a last exam today which is econs...haiz...think a bit die le...damn angry lor the stupid contradict qns on production and cost...they actually round up the stupid figure without telling us...hai me got so confused...shit it lor....but nevertheless it is still a relatively easy paper ba...i noe yu qi is going to kill when she sees the words "RELATIVELY EASY"....haha......

aft the exam went to mrt station wif jin hao and discuss some qns on the exam while walking and found out i got some wrong ans liao...so sucks lor...haiz...went to esplanade later on and borrowed some classical music...stun lei...haha...cannot believe rite...i actually listen to classical music..haha...

jamie ressal they all came to look for me as we have said to meet for "some" photo snapping and for dinner...Here are some of the photo...

saw tat person on the right trying to act cute...haha...

haha...i and ressal trying to act "beng"...

oh my...ressal is flying....

omg...ressal kissing another girl...better tell aznita abt it...haha...

aft that went over to suntec basement to look for food to eat for our dinner...after going round and round...finally decides to have our dinner at swensons...damn ex lor...haiz...but ok la...since it is a celebration aft exam...haha....enjoy ba...ordered a mega burger set..wow...the burger really damn big lor...hai me have to eat it layer by layer lor...but the burger really damn nice...even yu qi also regret ordering the pasta...haha....

really big hor......

two person trying to act cute agn...especially jamie...vomiting...

niang ma...haha....

to you(guess who ba):

my life without u will be like the sky without the cloud, moon without the stars, sea without the ships, ocean without the fishes, beach without the sands, sun without the glowing light and car without the wheels....all the first mentioned items will become useless without the latter items...therefore i will become a useless person if i am without u...i love u forever....

today tuesday 26/8/2008 will be my memorial day

Sunday, August 24, 2008 { 3:55 AM }

haha...so late in the night and i'm still awake... haha...haiz....no choice have to be awake to chiong econs... feel so tired now but haiz...think not slping liao...hope Mr Exam pls pls faster go away pls otherwise i will be unable to slp le...haha....

Saturday, August 23, 2008 { 4:56 PM }

haha...finally have a very own blog of my own... intended to make it a private one but... haha....it is always better to share...haha...