Counter Stats

gold coast optometrists Counter
-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.


Designer/ %PURPUR.black-
Colour Code Icons


shaun.
qing en.
wei liong.
vincent.
shu min.
patrina.
eileen.
desmond.

jasmine.
de jun.
andy.
han fei.

daphne.
farzana.
Gary.
Ger.
fat and cute jamie.
ivy.
josh.
hui lian.
kai liang.
kenneth.
ru jun.
ru jun as well.
ressal.
sam.
vivien.
wendy.
wen yao.
xiang ting.
yu qi.
yu yun.
zaki.
zi xin.



Believe Your Smile - V6
Archives:
August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010

Saturday, September 27, 2008 { 9:10 PM }

to live in the present, plan for the future, and profit from the past.

yea man...blogging time again....haha...this few days is really boring man...ya...except for one person tat have been entertaining me this two days...haha...and u good lor...yesterday still tempt me wif ur mac on webcam somemore....haiz...haha...in the end never eat mac yesterday....but the worst part is...haha...she somehow force me to watch Korea drama...oh my....haha....will try to watch when really nothing to do...

haha....okok....today watched quite a lot of documentary....it is called the seconds from disaster...it is about some cases or disaster that have never been solved and in this documentary, they will renact the event and then find out the cause of the disaster...some cases are like the sinking of the titanic and Space shuttle "the colombia" explosion...haha...lol...from there saw a lot of stupid human act lor...

ok now for the joke...as i have been receiving good feedback on the joke...haha...thanks for supporting it...and heres the joke for today...Happy 100th Birhtday Grandma...

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."

Thursday, September 25, 2008 { 10:27 PM }

Wisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfection

yesterday went for the weekly mentoring session again...but this time the feeling was different...cus tat will be my last time seeing my mentee...as he's going to take his PSLE le....so aft tat u will not be in the mentoring programme anymore...wish him best of luck ba for his exam...

today didn't really been doing anything...slacking again...sian until have to play some old games like red alert 2...like lol lor...haiz...nvm....

this small little section...ya...is for a specific person....like lol agn...she ask me to list down her three good point...and i say "u look pretty....u very kind-hearted....u are the best sunshine ever"....siao liao i say three lie at one go le...haha...lol...so how is it miss natasha??? got mention u le hor...dun say i nvr mention...although more than 50 words le but ok la...

ok...now for the joke...Girls Night Out...

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.

After finishing, they then made off for home.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing, said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her ass that said, "From All of Us At the Fire Station, We'll Never Forget You."

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 { 10:46 PM }

Think where man's glory most begins and ends.And say my glory was I had such friends.

being sick really super bad lor...now feeling better le aft taking all those medicine....think this few days going to visit a backbone specialist lo...guess something wrong wif my backbone...dunno the problem serious a not...haha...skali cannot walk next time le...choy.....touch wood....

This few days really sian lor at home...my ex-boss called me and ask me to work le...going to work on the 2oct....but she say the salary to be confirm...haha...but i told her...if below 6 i will not work...haha...so mean....tml will be going for mentoring again but have the feeling dun wanna go...really sian already....

now for the joke...Get Along....

Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?!"

Monday, September 22, 2008 { 6:24 AM }

Our lives are short, so if we can meet someone who touches our heart and soul at all, an age difference can melt away in the face of love

didn't blog for quite a few days liao...haha...cus too lazy to really blog...will post everything tat happen this few days...

19sep...friday...
have been sleeping the whole morning and afternoon cus the night before didn't sleep..but kanna called up by shaun to pei him buy some items...so ya...went to marine parade to meet him and wei ming...we intend to book a cake and so we went to prima delli...but in the end they say they will not be open on sunday...when i ask her whether she can called other outlet and place a booking...and she says SORRY WE ARE FRANCHISE DE SO CANNOT....like LOL...nvm...

aft tat meet up wif eileen and we go to wei ming hse for mahjong session...aft tat shu min, elisa and qing en also join us...haha...lol...in the end the birthday boy win the most followed by me...jus now at 12 midnight, we created a surprise for shaun...haha....

20sep...saturday...
didn't really do anything on this day so nothing to blog....

21sep....sunday...
manage to finish another of my drama... now on the next one...call the 法證先鋒...really another damn nice HK drama...went out at ard 1 to shaun's hse to help him carry stuffs to the bbq pit...this is like the earliest bbq i ever attended le...start at 2...like lol...haha...

when reached there...was like really rotting there...nothing to do ma...jus sit there and listen to songs and emo abit look at the sea...haha...but serious the cater food was really nice but the problem is really a bit ex lor...haha...

towards the night time actually have to go to my cousin's 21 birthday at yishun de...but suddenly my head shake until like earthquake and having sore throat...so no choice have to go home...feel kinda of guilty lor...haiz....

now for the joke time...Rabbi In A Confession...
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you do?" Man: "I committed adultery." Priest:"How many times?" Man: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery." Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Once." Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."

Thursday, September 18, 2008 { 11:51 PM }

Life is to be lived

too lazy to blog yesterday le...so now gotten blog two days happening at one go...

on wed 17sep...
it is another day whereby i didn't sleep the whole day le...not because i cannot sleep...it's cus i'm watching the drama...haha...agn...really siao liao lor...really addicted le...watch the drama all the way to 12 plus when i prepare to get my ass off the chair and out of the house...

went out to buy something...but one of the thing tat i bought feel like kanna scam like tat...let me ask u...a shaver wif the blade will cost 14.95 for example...but guess wat...if u only buy the blade...tat will cost u 16.95...like damn no link...nvm...

went for mentoring session again...can say really happy ba...haha...get to c my mentee wei jie...haha...lol....aft tat went to have dinner at KFC wif sam, josh and kai liang...

thursday 18sep...
woke up early in the morning to meet sam at SP for badminton again...but this time we tag and versus two more strangers who are playing on the other court...althought we lose but the score damn close lor...so we are not weak either...haha...this is the score...15-21, 21-17, 18-21...

dunno y...now my feeling is jus like the lyrics from a song by david tao called liu sha...wanna noe how i feel then go and c the lyrics ba...i actually thought tat i have already put down my heart le...erm...dunno y...when i heard from u abt tat agent, i will feel tense up again...haiz...

并不是真的路过而已
也不是真的不会想你
全部不是真的是骗自己
其实还爱你爱着你

我以为我早想清楚
不由自主恍恍惚惚又走回头路
再看一眼有过的幸福

爱情好象流沙
我不挣扎随它去吧我不害怕
爱情好象流沙
心里的牵挂不原放下
oh baby 让我这样吧

爱情好象流沙
我不说话等待黑暗让眼泪落下
爱情好象流沙
明知该躲它无法自拔
oh baby 是我太傻

是一再的做一再的错不由我
我一步一步一步一步慢慢走向流沙

不能做普通朋友

haha...try to c how i feeling now ba from the lyrics...now for the joke...saying a joke

one day a guy approached a group of teens...as he noticed that they look bored, therefore he decided to tell them a joke...

GUY:hey guys, how are you???

teens:yea...jus feeling bored...

GUY:alright in tat case i will say a joke so u all won't look so bored...

teens:oh...if u think u can then give it a try...

GUY:u all ready for me to say a joke???

teens:yup...

GUY:a joke...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008 { 10:19 PM }

Every calling is great when greatly pursued

today didn't do ath again...but managed to done wif 陀枪师姐3...now currently watching 陀枪师姐4...haha...really siao lor...haha...tml will be having two big events...no1 is tml will be another mentoring session again...but think the decision to going a not will be affected by the second big event...event no 2 is the release of my sem result...siao liao...dunno score how much...really scare kanna into the forward module programme...tat will be damn sian lor...

haiz...no matter wat...c tml my post ba...then u will noe how much i scored ba...

now for the joke...The Mime And The Lion
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

The next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.

Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla.

Well, this goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

Sunday, September 14, 2008 { 9:22 PM }

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else - you are the one who gets burned

haha...this two days really is 100percent rotting...last time during secondary school when holiday come, like so damn happy but now having poly holiday like so damn sian lor...haha....this two days have been watching videos...haha...siao liao...kanna influence by someone lor...she also everytime watch vids de...now i also liao...going to collect some compensation from her...haha...lol..jus jk la...first watch 洗冤錄II then now watching 陀枪师姐3...haha...damn nice...

now back for the joke...Janet...

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.

She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?

Friday, September 12, 2008 { 8:03 PM }

A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day

learn a new thing today...after receiving all the sms, i begin to lock myself in the room and close all the window and starting to reflect on myself...i begin to realise tat the mistake tat i have made is really far more serious than i have expected...i starting to think...and reflect on all my mistakes...as i thought that i am showing all the care and concern, i actually missed out a lot more important types of care and concern...haiz...this is wat i mean by human normally doesn't noe their mistakes unless someone told him abt it...

i am going to have to change le...i realise that i have been taking things for granted...i looked at the smses...for every mistake i made, i slap myself hard one time...slap like five six times...and in the end i slap myself fifteen more times...cus i noe i surely still have more mistakes de...i think too much abt myself...and missed out le abt others...jus for tat mistake i slap myself five more hard times...i'm not going to make tat mistake again...i noe the things that i have done is really too big le...i know she may not even forgive me again...i think wat i need now is a chance to make up ba...

haiz....i really think i am a shi bai zhe...i really think tat i have to stop all these and change myself...as i noe i have to learn from my mistake and change for the better...i dun wan to be tat myself anymore...i really going to change...think u will really not going to forgive wat i have done...to end up...jus wanna say sorry to u...

in future if a person is going to ask me...in the whole of ur life, wat is the most regretable things u have?...i will ans it is the things that i didn't give her that she want...

not going to post jokes today...not in the correct mood...

Thursday, September 11, 2008 { 9:09 PM }

Spend each moment perfecting the next, not correcting the last.

today woke up early in the morning and kanna scolded by someone...haha...haiyo...so fierce lor...went to SP to meet sam...we playing badminton together...haha...this time i actually lost to sam...haha...15-13, 8-15, 10-15, 7-15, 13-15...like....lol...haha...

after that went to sing K wif sam and kenneth...haha...lol...kenneth always love to rise his key way high...haha...think he's going to lost his voice tml...actually wanna snap some pics de...haha...but last mins all forgotten abt it...

now having a new policy...the motivational quote will be post as the post title everyday...
haha...now for the jokes...Presidental Call
The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "There's good news & bad news."
"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."
"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."
"Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 { 7:17 PM }

today didn't really do anything ba...early in the morning watch two movies in a row...first watched the S.W.A.T...an old movie but damn nice movie...haha...after that watched steven chow show called 九品芝麻官...a damn funny comedy movie...both movies are equally good...haha...

meet wif kenneth at 1.30pm and went to city hall to buy some items...but really hell...still can't find any shop that sells a Head&Shoulder conditional...damn sian lor...dunno going where to buy...after that went to mentoring...so long never go for that le...but today really very tired...no matter do wat things also no strength...even when playing soccer also no strength to run...

haha...today indirectly gave a present to a mentee...haha...really funny lor...haha...wanna noe y indirectly??? haha...dun tell u...but when she read it..haha...she will noe wat it means de...

tml going to out wif sam and kenneth...haha...wanna noe where....tml read my post lor...

hope u noe ba...i will always love u and wait for u de....

now for the jokes....Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

motivational quote for today is...Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can

Tuesday, September 9, 2008 { 9:03 PM }

today didn't do anything...jus tat my agent called me and ask whether i would wan a job under the company French aerospace...in changi...working in the accounts receivable department...i say i'm ok le...now only c whether the company wan a not...wait for call ba...nothing to blog le...

jokes ba...Bush In Hell
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

motivational quote for today is...The things taught in school are not an education but a means to an education.

Monday, September 8, 2008 { 7:39 PM }

today went to a agency to look for a job wif wei ming and elisa...cus this few days really rotting at home...so think working better ba...somemore got money to take...actually dun really trust in agency but haiz...no choice lor...but maybe have to skip the mentoring sessions cus the job tat i wanna to work as normally mon to fri and sometimes sat....c how ba...my agent have send my resume to a company in toa payoh...c ba...c whether will kanna selected a not...hope to get a call soon...

nth to really blog le...now the joke and the motivational quote(MQ)...

Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

motivational quote today is....There is no greater loan than a sympathetic ear

Sunday, September 7, 2008 { 8:16 PM }

didn't blog for two days le...haha...now blog ba...on sat...went to eileen birthday's bbq...haha...reach there with the rest of my cliques at ard 5...haha..this is the first time i reached the bbq pit earlier than the person who open the bbq...haha...lol...we wait till 5plus then when she arrived...haha...but cannot blame her la...cus she says her parent is delaying the time...haha...below are some pics

Friday, September 5, 2008 { 11:30 PM }

The verdict is out...as of 5th september 2008 at 11.30pm...i offically withdraw all the army from it...i promise the people that i will not wage a single war again for these poly life or i will kill myself...dun think tat i'm going crazy...read it in relationship terms...and u will understand...
tml will be going to eileen birthday bbq...haha...oh ya...change my blog song to the pathetique sonata by the late beethoven...nth more to blog le...

now for the joke....wrong understanding of english

A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating. The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: “First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this.”
The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.
“Well,” says the janitor, “I’m gonna need another week to come up with the $500.”

Thursday, September 4, 2008 { 8:43 PM }

today didn't really do anything...so nth really to post about...change my blog songs again...this times is classical pieces by chopin...this is the piano sonata no2 by him...it is also commonly known as the funeral march...will only pace this piece 2nd and 3rd movement only cus this two is the best out of the the four movements it have....

yesterday watch a variety show on channel U...it is an interview of an old star in mediacorp...there is one part that i find it inspirational and really true...he said...a girl can let u step on her and she will still forgive u...which means a girl/women can easily forgive u for whatever u do...but when a women/girl have 对你心死...then no matter what u do, u will not be able to get her back to u...
doesn't noe whether will there be an ans for me tml...mixed feelings now...as i have said in my previous post...do not noe whether is it really too late for me le...

now for the joke...Wild Things
An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. When the teenager was tired of being stared at,
he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 { 8:14 PM }

this few days the posting may be a little hey-wire...for those who will look at the time of the post...there sld be no problem...for the sake of ppl like yuqi i change my daily posting time...cus everytime when i post it is already past the midnight mark...ya...so for ppl who dun look at the posting time of mine, they will think tat the event happen on tat particular day instead of the previous day....

haha...ok...today have my hair re-coloured...omg...got three different colour on my hair...red,copper and black...but mainly is red...haha...look at the pics below to c ba...haha...





haha...how is it???haha....if have any comments say it in the shoutbox ba...good and bad comments are all welcome...

before ending the post wif a joke...jus wanna say something to her... during these three weeks, i realise that i love even more than usual le...at the begining u are my angel but now u r my guardian angel instaed of a normal angel tat will make me really happy and enable me to look forward...a person said before human always 不见棺材不流泪...for the sake of jamie...will explain...it means human always dun wake up from their mistake unless they have a setback on that particular things...it's true cus i am one of them...now i finally wake up from my mistake...but i dunno whether is it already too late for me....this qns will leave for her to ans ba...

now the joke...Recognizing George

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al.
Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over."
Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George."
Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing.
He brought in Al. Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George."
Mortician: "How can you tell?"
Al: "George had two assholes."
Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?"
Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!"

{ 12:25 AM }

didn't sleep the whole night yesterday...haha...was playing Fifa manager 2008 and the tense moments in it have totally make me unable to sleep...haha...in the end only sleep at 9am...actually suppose to wake up at 12pm as meeting shaun at 1pm...but in the end too tired so delay until 2plus to 3 then meet up wif him...took bus 5 and off we are at orchard...

went to Taka to have our lunch at pepper lunch...haha...a funny thing actually happen..when the auntie pass my food to me, she ask me whether i noe how to cook...lol...make it until like i first time have lunch at pepper lunch...Aft that went to Hereen to buy my havaianas and shaun looking for his ulu bag...haha...in the end he bought a bag from spin the bottle...tml will touch up my hair....

quite emo when the nights fall...tell all of u ba...whenever exam is concern i will have the habit to pray...but everytime when my prayer comes actually comes true, i will lose something close to me...For example ba...during my "N"level...i prayed and it comes true and in the end i lost esther(my ex) and almost my friends...the same thing happen during my "O"level...and recently i prayed again for my sem exam...really very scare that i will lose her...haiz...i will love you forever and ever and ever and ever.....

actually didn't wan to post joke de...but nvm ba...here's the joke

The Forgotten Anniversary
Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008 { 1:20 AM }

today went to have my hair coloured....oh my...cannot really stand out...maybe aft two days of washing the hair...the colour will come out ba...haha...if really still can't see it then going to change the colour of my hair again...read his blog again...although still ok for his posts...but dunno why everytime when i saw her name reflect in his post...even though nothing really happened...jus super angry wif him...haiz...sounds weird...angry wif a person tat i didn't even talk to before....tml will be going out wif shaun to buy an item tat jamie have been constantly complaining abt in the past....

learn some new things today...someone ever said this before...human will only learn their mistakes when they have suffered a setback in that particular things...i find it super true...this is wat ppl also mean that we human do not noe how to treasure their loved ones(regarding of parents or their love counterpart)...only when they lose them then will they learn and reflect their mistakes...sometimes it may be already to late to turn back...

jus a piece of advise to all the people...treasure every seconds u have...for those singles who have a person that u like in mind...try to tell the person that u like him/her...be brave man...u never gotten noe wat's going to happen the next min....

now for the joke...

Santas Gifts

A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Tell Santa next year to put a light on the back of that bike."
The kid says, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The cop says, "Yeah."
The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next year to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top of it."

Monday, September 1, 2008 { 3:20 AM }

tml will be my big day le...oh my...so excited abt it...will snap some pics on my hair and post it for u all to see de...haha...so right assure...Today talk to my former boss jen on the phone... she asking me whether i wan to go back and work since i am having a month and a half break....haven give her the ans but will give her the ans on the 3 sep....haha...tml will be a longer post de...this few days have been short cus all day at home...nth serious happen for me to post...haha..

this morning at 6.30am went out to jalan tenaga to pass the backpack to shaun... haha...he says that if he win the race, he will treat me something good...but...haha...listen can le...dun even need to believe it cus sure lose de...haha...no la...jkjk... and here's the joke for today..

Bush Is Saved

One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.
Bush asked the boys how he could ever repay them.
The first boy said, "I want a boat."
The second boy said, "I want a truck."
And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."
Bush asked, "Why is that, son?"
The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"