Sunday, September 14, 2008
{ 9:22 PM }
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else - you are the one who gets burnedhaha...this two days really is 100percent rotting...last time during secondary school when holiday come, like so damn happy but now having poly holiday like so damn sian lor...haha....this two days have been watching videos...haha...siao liao...kanna influence by someone lor...she also everytime watch vids de...now i also liao...going to collect some compensation from her...haha...lol..jus jk la...first watch 洗冤錄II then now watching 陀枪师姐3...haha...damn nice...
now back for the joke...
Janet...
First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.
She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?
