Thursday, October 30, 2008
{ 5:58 PM }
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.haha....actually feeling better le today...yup...thanks to someone who have talk sense to me...hehe...really thanks her so much...everytime when i was down because of my R problem and is emoing...she is always the one who will make my tat particular day a bit happy again...especially yesterday ba...i was really down to the bottom and she again make me a bit happy...haha...really thanks to *******... u r the best...haha....
tml will be attending mentoring camp...dunno y??? not as excited...haha...maybe tml will be better ba...today is really tired day for me...even in the MLT i fall asleep...like lol....and...jamie...try to SMILE...haha....
now for the joke....
Diagnosis...One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00." Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: 1. You have tennis elbow. 2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. 3. It will be better in two weeks....... That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis: 1. Your tap water is too hard. 2. Get a water softener. 3. Your dog has ringworm. 4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 5. Your daughter is using cocaine. 6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. 7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get betterthis is only a joke...dun think the wrong way...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
{ 5:47 PM }
If you want to stand out, don't be different, be outstanding.i feeling weak...real weak....the willpower that is left in me is already at it's minimum....for years...i have been fighting a tough battle wif ***....obstacles aft obstacles...i passed watever he gives me...but now this obstacles that he gives me have defeat me totally....i doubt i can ever recover from it agn...*** mus be very happy now to c tat he finally won....CONGRAD TO U...
as a saint always said...once u stepped into a wrong step, it may even cause ur life sometimes...try to understand that phrase to prevent u stepping into one...what i mean by my true self is back...it's simple...my old self in the past have finally occupied my mind agn....i have been trying very hard not to let this happen...but couldn't stop it anymore....
no mood for jokes today....try it next time....
Saturday, October 25, 2008
{ 7:10 PM }
We are accountable only to ourselves for what happens to us in our lives.it is again such a long time le tat i have post....haha...cus this few days was kinda of living in heat...y living in heat??? ok...it's simple...cus a guy think tat he is so handsome or attractive or wat i dunno...have some stupid thinking tat someone like him....and make thing worse...tat someone is a person to me very important...will not emphasis on tat someone...cus doesn't wan to make things so clear yet...
but nevertheless mus thank one person who so called secretly to me all those...hehe...will treat her drinks de...no problem....going to have ideas CA on next tuesday....haiz...siao liao....dunno how....try to do ba...as things go back to old say...i dun wan all of us to tear our face...it will be best tat solving through peaceful way...as i dun like to hate anyone...
now for the joke....
Scared Dad...Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
{ 10:37 PM }
haha....a long time even since i last post le...cus this few days have been thinking hard over some issues...so not in the mood to post...i think very hard le...i knew she may not be loving me agn le...but wat i can say is i will still love u wif all my heart de... haiz... ever listen to a song called 想你的夜 by 信乐团... the song is mainly abt a person unable to put his heart to forget his ex...i really believe tat this song is how i'm feeling now ba...got time de hua try listening ba and listen to the lyrics...
to me...loving a person doesn't mean to zhan you tat person...as long as u c her found her happiness, u will also be happy de...one of my birthday wish is tat hope she will always rmb tat there is a guy who is always loving her and giving her all the support and care and concern can le...
to all people out there...if u all have anything tat u wanna do...from kao bai to a person to rebuilding good terms wif friends...jus do it...otherwise sometimes when u wanted to do it de time, it may be already too late...and rmb...in watever we doing, we will only have one chance...there will be no turn back...for those who have almost going on the wrong track...faster turn back...otherwise will be like me...i was given a chance and i ruin it...now i can't turn back le...really regret...hope she really will give me a second chance...
hope all of u will not mute ur speaker and listen to the song...on my blog...haha...actually cried when i sing along...haha...so malu...hehe...
end off wif a haiz.....
Thursday, October 16, 2008
{ 10:34 PM }
Then is then. Now is now. We must grow to learn the difference.yoyo...so long didn't post le...today gotten post...haha....oh yea....jay album is out l...so chio lor...i bought the deluxe version of the album....here is the pic man...
haha...i think the album really nice lor...haha...actually going to work at ivic le...but the timing was like so weird...think when holiday le then go there work ba...but raoul...haiz...two places i also like lor...nvm...still long...slowly ba...this few days have been thinking should i rearm...and fight agn...huge decision...c ba...
now for the joke...
Sign Language....Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ?an`t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving His son`s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.Love, Dad
Monday, October 13, 2008
{ 9:06 PM }
It's the moment you think you can't that you realize you can.haha...this few days have a lot of thought coming in my mind...if one person ask me this months ago...where can u get ur chance???... i will ans chances is given by other ppl de...but if u ask me the same qns now...i will ans chances is to be taken by ur own...In this world human heart is the most complicated item...it is easy to noe a person likes but it is difficult to noe the person true personality...wanna know how all this works then maybe u have to go through wat i've been going through now....
now for the joke...
Viagra...The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
Saturday, October 11, 2008
{ 11:18 PM }
Where will I be five years from now? I delight in not knowing.haiz....school is starting... feeling still ok la...but is only need to start to open books again...jus boring man...receive news tat jay album release will be postpone to next wed...was like...lol...the reason the music company give is tat because the pre-order amount at 1 oct have already beat the pre-order amount of the last album...so as to thanks the buyer, they decided to add a new gift in it..which is a joker poker card...like lol...
haiz...something i jus dun understand in the past...haha now i know le...u c...this world is so beautiful but y is human heart so ugly...haha...wat a deep qns...now i know the ans to it but haha...the consequence tat i got was really high...haiz........
now for the joke...
Smart Thinking...A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standingright behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No sh*t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
{ 9:29 PM }
The great difference between voyages rests not in ships but in the people you meet on them.haha... today actually going for mentoring....haha...but in the end...gary not free...kai liang going to his company annual dinner...kenneth going somewhere....sam trap in malaysia....josh not going...so i also not going le...like lol...haiz....oh my this decision cause someone almost scold me lor...haha...but in the end found out tat only 6 mentors went but only 7 mentees ard...like lol...haha...
tml singing K agn...oh yay man...tat is going to be shiok man...haha...yesterday my house got fireworks in the air lor...haha...dunno wat it mean rite...haha..think only she will noe...haha....
now for the jokes....
Southern Piece...After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
Sunday, October 5, 2008
{ 6:34 PM }
If you reflect within yourself and find nothing to be ashamed of, how could you have anxiety or fear?
haha...didn't blog for many days
le...didn't blog on
friday and sat
cus i'm in
malaysia...no
internet connection for me...went to
malaysia on
friday to attend my cousin wedding in malaysia...haha...will have the list of event post shortly...
haha...
went into
malaysia on
friday night
wif my two other cousins...and stay over at my cousin's
hse...
jus shortly aft we are about to
slp, we heard a bad news...which is we have to wake up super early at
ard 5 to fetch the bride...we are like STUN...but
nvm...
woke up at 5 and we are out of the house in the contingent to fetch to bride...reach the bride
hse ard 20
mins later ba...haha...in order to be able fetch the bride, the groom and his brother group have to pass three obstacle being set by the sister group of the bride...
obs 1...will test the bending of them...haha...
like lol...haha..obs 2....sing song...haha...
hehe...the bride was listening from the second floor...
this was the song lyrics of the song they sang...
lastly the groom have to say a few sentence of touching words to the bride before the bride finally agree to let him fetch her away to the church....
the exchange of ring....
haha...not much to post le...aft tat i was as the receptionist of the wedding dinner...haha...the rest will be other random photo...
me wif one of my cousin...
photo of my two of my cousins...
photo of the groom and the bride...
my cousin...calling guys out there...whoever wanted to noe her tell me ba...haha...
hehe...tat's me...
now the jokes...Poetry Contest...
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels,two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin’ went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
{ 10:46 PM }
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't trythis two again super sian again...really nth to do...other than talking to ppl lor...haha...thanks man to her...haha...pei me all the way till 6am...haha....so touched lor...haha...nth more really to say...will have a longer one tml...
now for the joke...
The Gambler...A woman walks into a bank one day to deposit a large sum of money. She walks up to the guy at the counter and hands him a cheque of a million dollars. After noticing the cheque was for such a large amount, he tells her he has to go and get the bank manager. Soon, the bank manager appears and starts to process her cheque. "How did you get so much money?""Well", she replies, "I'm abit of gambler...""Really?" the manager replies astoundingly. "Sure, like right now - I can bet you $10,000 that your nuts are square!", the managers alittle taken back from what shes said. "Ten grand that my nuts are square?" "Yup" "Done!" "Great, meet me in the car park in two minutes so I can see for myself". Sure enough, two minutes later the manager walks out and sees her standing by her car with a guy in a suit. "Ok, well this is my lawyer. Hes just here to make sure this is all legal and fair." "Sure" She then steps up in front of him, unzips his pants and gives his balls a good feel. "You're right, they're not square!" The manager smiles and looks over to the lawyer who starts banging his head on the car.Confused, the manager asks the woman, "Whats with your lawyer?" "Oh, I bet him $50,000 I would have your nuts in my hand in 5 minutes."this is purely a joke dun think sideway...haha....
