Wednesday, October 8, 2008
{ 9:29 PM }
The great difference between voyages rests not in ships but in the people you meet on them.haha... today actually going for mentoring....haha...but in the end...gary not free...kai liang going to his company annual dinner...kenneth going somewhere....sam trap in malaysia....josh not going...so i also not going le...like lol...haiz....oh my this decision cause someone almost scold me lor...haha...but in the end found out tat only 6 mentors went but only 7 mentees ard...like lol...haha...
tml singing K agn...oh yay man...tat is going to be shiok man...haha...yesterday my house got fireworks in the air lor...haha...dunno wat it mean rite...haha..think only she will noe...haha....
now for the jokes....
Southern Piece...After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
