the earth is round

Saturday, November 22, 2008 { 10:33 PM }

It is only possible to live happily-ever-after on a day-to-day basis.

finally blogging agn....this few days dun have the feeling to blog....lol....today is the mentoring anniversary.... so early in the morning have to go out to meet in school at 8.30....but reach the clubhouse a bit late....haha.....

when meeting we are brief on what we will be doing again....and i finally got my club shirt....oh yay.....like this then feel like real mentor ma...haha....so went over to MLT 1 after to prepare for the festa for me....it is really boring lor....cus set up time doesn't need tat long...so after tat was like really doing nothing....then no choice i went inside to watch the performance and have the air con as well....haha....

the performance was quite boring lor...but ok la...since also not the committee fault for tat la...really shocking lor...intially there are predicted 70 mentees coming and yesterday decrease to 30.... and today...9.... lol....but overall still ok la...my station was the throwing of the ping pong balls in to the holes...like lol...most ppl can't throw in....someone even worse....standing in front of it also cannot go in...haha....laugh like hell...think she noe who's she...haha...the inner usher...haha....so obvious liao....sense killing liao...haha....

now for the joke....Mommy Almost Died .....

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,

"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."

"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.

At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."

Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."

Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"

"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."

Saturday, November 15, 2008 { 7:21 PM }

The only valuable thing is intuition.

yup blog agn....this whole week was like busy after busy....chionging all the project was really a super tired things to do....from mob report to itab to CRS to mob presentation.....this is really suck man....haiz...but lucky still managed to finish everything and pass up on time....

this whole have really always overslept lor....siao liao....cannot like this already otherwise cannot take exam le...due to poor attendance....tat's y have a new proposal wif her.....haha...but scare she will really forget to call lor....like last time...late by 2 HOURS....like lol...haha....

yesterday was really bad lor...kanna bullied by two persons on the msn.....****** and *** lor...and *** was really fierce lor....saying the ending mean sentence...haiz....and one more funny thing... haha...****** trick me on something and in the end kanna trick by me back...haha...tat was so fun lor...and i didn't go round the papaya/banana/coconut/watever....i purely only sit at home to trick u....haha....lol....

now for the joke....Give and Take....

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss."

The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.

Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.

Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."

The man says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."

Friday, November 14, 2008 { 11:58 PM }

will blog tml

Monday, November 10, 2008 { 6:39 PM }

The only person who makes no mistakes is the person who never does anything.

yup it's posting time agn...this two feeling ok la....gotten blog wat happen this two days....and thanks arh *** for putting my in ur blog....haha...lol...u use asteried ma so me too for ur name...haha....

saturday 8november

woke up damn late today....actually told myself to start mob report at 3....but in the end too tired le...so didn't do any...lol...at ard 9 went to paya lebar to pass stats textbook to rj....actually sld be paya lebar....but in the end i end up at cck...like lol...haha...when reach home...my mum say "ur paya lebar at malaysia arh" lol...haha....was laughing....

sunday 9november

didn't slp until like 6 plus....ya man thanks to ****** somehow pei me...haha...lol....and pass me some data on my mob report....haha...u the best...but no hangbao...haha....

someone hor broke a good record...ask her 9.30 morning call me...in the end 11.30 then morning calll...wow....lol...haha....aft went to sakura to have buffet wif kenneth, yuqi , josh and his friend...it was like super damn full lor....almost vomit lor....

aft tat at 5 went for the classical concert at the victoria concert hall with my cousin....the SSO perform the brandenburg concerto no 3 and the whole of the four seasons....aft that went to esplanade to emo a while...lol...aft that went to buy donut for her and go to her working place...like lol lor...tat stupid petrol uncle....nvm...dun wanna elaborate....

haha....also thanks to ****** agn...otherwise will surely going to emo man...haha...ur smses save me....haha....but make ur phone somehow dead....haha...feeling guilty lo....

now for the joke....Early Retirement Bonus....a little yellow but ok la...

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.

"My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"

The general replied, "In Vietnam."

Friday, November 7, 2008 { 6:11 PM }

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.

haha....today was actually bad day for me....like lol...no 1 is i didn't give her the second morning and she was actually late for her class for like 15mins....feel really sorry le....but she still scold me in her blog...haiz....

no2 is i missed econs lecture and was somehow kanna scolded by alex lum....like wat the hell lor...haiz....my retribution ba....

and the worst comes wif no3...there is someone which i can't say in my class that like another girl from another class...and i like help him to ask the girl some qns...and in the end tat person like....i dunno la....partially my fault ba....haiz... dunno whether she will still talk to me a not...think if she come read my post she will noe it's her....but she wun....

today in fc6....kanna torture by RJ(haha....to compensate last time didn't mention enough of times....so mention ur name...haha)....but nvm la...she happy then ok lor....lol....this sunday going to sakura and attending a classical concert at the victoria concert hall....will post agn on sunday...

now for the joke....Wrong E-mail Address....

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 { 5:21 PM }

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it

it have been a really long time since i post...haha...cus really lazy to blog...haha....so wat happen this few days....haha...let's start from friday ba....

31 oct friday

was as usual late again for the make up MOB class...today was suppose to drop the egg...like lol...so angry lor wif the teacher....our egg was like crack only...but he say...FAIL...like wat the toot....lol...

aft sch follow sam they all to the sport hall as they wanted to play badminton...haha...when reached there, i went out to sit at the bench outside the sport hall before N came to pei me and we talk in fc5 and went over to the moberly and watch the pool matches...like lol lor...her mum was so funny lor...ask me go her hse play mahjong together...lol...

went to camp aft tat...wat i can say is my group is good man...haha...played some ice-breaking game and aft tat went over to the convention center for two other activity before having the game called night rescue whereby we have to go station aft station to save our GL...jus like amazing race...

haiz...while going to bath area, injure my toe...like lol lor...cannot even slp cus too pain liao...but luckily got RJ pei me the whole night...but hai her got no slp feeling so guilty lor...

1 nov sat

have another amazing race but this time outside SP...wa....really tired lor...running around singapore....like lol...haha...and tat's the end of the camp...and for tat race our group came in first...and in overall score we got third..not bad...haha...

2 nov sun

wake up at like 10plus to give RJ morning call and to do ideas together...lol...but in the end start at 3-4...lol...cus she really can sleep man....haha...lol....think she's going to kill me liao if she read it...in the end pei her all the way until 4 am till she finish her ideas...didn't sleep tat night cus need to call her agn 2 hrs ltr ma...touched ma...haha...

nothing to really say for 3 nov and 4 nov...hhaha...oh ya...alert to all out there man...talking to ivy u really need to wear an armour and to vivien make sure there is a hospital nearby cus u will surely experience a loss of blood...lol...

now for the joke...Jewish Business...

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”

The Taliban shouted, “Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

“OK, OK” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead… “Your f***ing brother won’t let me in without a tie!”

Tuesday, November 4, 2008 { 9:30 PM }

will post tml........