-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
It is only possible to live happily-ever-after on a day-to-day basis.
finally blogging agn....this few days dun have the feeling to blog....lol....today is the mentoring anniversary.... so early in the morning have to go out to meet in school at 8.30....but reach the clubhouse a bit late....haha.....
when meeting we are brief on what we will be doing again....and i finally got my club shirt....oh yay.....like this then feel like real mentor ma...haha....so went over to MLT 1 after to prepare for the festa for me....it is really boring lor....cus set up time doesn't need tat long...so after tat was like really doing nothing....then no choice i went inside to watch the performance and have the air con as well....haha....
the performance was quite boring lor...but ok la...since also not the committee fault for tat la...really shocking lor...intially there are predicted 70 mentees coming and yesterday decrease to 30.... and today...9.... lol....but overall still ok la...my station was the throwing of the ping pong balls in to the holes...like lol...most ppl can't throw in....someone even worse....standing in front of it also cannot go in...haha....laugh like hell...think she noe who's she...haha...the inner usher...haha....so obvious liao....sense killing liao...haha....
now for the joke....Mommy Almost Died .....
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."
