-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
The only person who makes no mistakes is the person who never does anything.
yup it's posting time agn...this two feeling ok la....gotten blog wat happen this two days....and thanks arh *** for putting my in ur blog....haha...lol...u use asteried ma so me too for ur name...haha....
saturday 8november
woke up damn late today....actually told myself to start mob report at 3....but in the end too tired le...so didn't do any...lol...at ard 9 went to paya lebar to pass stats textbook to rj....actually sld be paya lebar....but in the end i end up at cck...like lol...haha...when reach home...my mum say "ur paya lebar at malaysia arh" lol...haha....was laughing....
sunday 9november
didn't slp until like 6 plus....ya man thanks to ****** somehow pei me...haha...lol....and pass me some data on my mob report....haha...u the best...but no hangbao...haha....
someone hor broke a good record...ask her 9.30 morning call me...in the end 11.30 then morning calll...wow....lol...haha....aft went to sakura to have buffet wif kenneth, yuqi , josh and his friend...it was like super damn full lor....almost vomit lor....
aft tat at 5 went for the classical concert at the victoria concert hall with my cousin....the SSO perform the brandenburg concerto no 3 and the whole of the four seasons....aft that went to esplanade to emo a while...lol...aft that went to buy donut for her and go to her working place...like lol lor...tat stupid petrol uncle....nvm...dun wanna elaborate....
haha....also thanks to ****** agn...otherwise will surely going to emo man...haha...ur smses save me....haha....but make ur phone somehow dead....haha...feeling guilty lo....
now for the joke....Early Retirement Bonus....a little yellow but ok la...
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.
The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.
When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.
The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
