-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world.
yup...blog agn....this few days have been at home....except for sunday and monday....
sunday
haha....went to the national stadium to support singapore in their semi-final match against vietnam....the atmosphere there was great man....it was a full packed stadium of 55000 ppl....nvr seen so many ppl ever since the match against thailand in the competition last year....haha...although we lost in the end to 1-0...i still think we are great....and futhermore we have a great time scolding and booing the vietnam fans....and even almost lead to a fight between the singapore and vietnam fans....haha...lucky there are police there....
monday went out for a bbq session agn but this time by mentoring....haha...ok la...quite fun abt tat...but still emo abit...haha....cus everytime when i c the sea....there will be many image fly past...last time i also dun have this problem.....haha...nvm....but the most stupid thing is to be cut by the freaking grass....and it bleed lor....wth.....
before ending off....have this last part....to someone....when the person reads it...she will noe it's her...haha...maybe....haha....i make up my mind le...haha....will pei u on that new year eve night....cus i think through le... u are more important ba...haha....hehe....dun psyco me to change my mind...i have make up my mind le... got a small bit bit touched...haha...lol....
now for the joke.....One Wrong Question....
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager went up to Boudreaux and said "Thank you for your interest, but we' ve decided to give the local man the job." Boudreaux said "Why You gonna be doin dat sir, we both got 9 questions right?"
The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed." Boudreaux asked "An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta dan da otter?"
The manager replied, "Simple, the local man put down on question #5, 'I don't know,' you put down, 'neither do I.'
Friday, December 19, 2008{ 1:29 AM }
haha...as promise....i will blog today on wat happen....haha...today went for K session....this time is better cus in all the songs we sang, i vid down 5 of it....haha...to let all visitor to listen to our vocal...haha....i will put the song in order of nice level....wif the nicest at the top....haha....
this is a song by me and sam called 冷風過境by 5566( the below one is in realplayer form...will be faster in buffering...jus press on the pic can le...but the quality will be a bit poor...have a earpiece attach is better...so that u can hear)
haha....cus having upload problem wif other two....so will try to upload them tml....for all of u to watch....but the first one in here is the best recommend to listen...haha...after listen le if have any comment of it tag it in my tagbox ba...only serious comment no suanning...haha....
ok....after tat we went to our class bbq....haha...was quite a bit fun la when trying to start the fire...was a bad day for me ba....really hope tml will be better...haha....
now for the joke...Dumb Blond Husband ...
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
Thursday, December 18, 2008{ 2:44 AM }
Truth can be outraged by silence quite as cruelly as by speech.
haha....for so long le....so blog agn...haha...this few days of holiday really is bored to death lor....haha....cus nothing much really happen so never blog for so many days...haha....ps for those ppl who are waiting for the jokes...haha...from now onwards if nothing special to blog, i will post jokes every two days....to keep my blog active...haha
haha...on tuesday went for my first sub com meeting...damn long lor...4 straight hours of meeting...really super bored lor inside the meeting room... but during the meeting i heard a bad news....which i can't say...haha...
this few days have been watching drama agn...jus like the last holiday...lol...really is damn bored...
today going to have class bbq....but before tat going for a K session...will blog on the K and bbq thingy wif pics tml...haha...so....stay tuned....
and finally this last portion is for a person de....haha...this few days i noe i have not been understanding....but i am not purposely like tat de...cus this few days i have been thinking and vexing a lot of things...and u noe what is the things de...i told u the day before yesterday....so i hope u won't be irritated or angry wif me can??? and let us be like last time like tat happy ok??? which mean i would not be vexing and easily angry anymore le ok?? rmb to reply me ur ans in sms...haha....
now for the jokes... Embarrassing Revenge...
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?“
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won‘t sleep with you tonight!“
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I‘m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I‘m a journalist and I‘ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations.“
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean two hundred dollars?!!!“
Friday, December 5, 2008{ 10:13 PM }
Forgiveness is the act of admitting we are like other people.
yup.....didn't blog for really long....haha.....cus this whole week is exam, exam and still exam....this times the MST....haiz.....doesn't noe whether can help my target for each of the module a not....
for MOB really scare will fail cus like i forget to ans the problem....like wat the hell.....
then for Stats think will be ruin by the theory qns....
ITAB is total disaster
accounts is haiz......i dunno wat to say
and finally econs.....dunno whether can get A a not....
haiz.....forget it....since over le means over le.....now can only wait for the results to release when school reopen....from now it is holiday....but money is flying real fast....two bbq coming and guess wat.....for this two bbq i need to pay 20 bucks....like lol....so ex lor.....make things worse....christmas coming....lol.....
today aft the econs exam....went to sing K wif sam kenneth peh horng and jin hao....was like so funny lor during the session....cus kenneth like old times, shout instead of sing....haha....
and sorry to her for like draging the time in the promise i made......ps....
now for the joke....A Reflective Picture...
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”
He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy’s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly bitch he’s runnin’ around with.”