-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
ok...lots of days never blog....this few days have been ok la.... at chinese new year haha....saw all my relative and ok lor haha....quite happy.... and we play blackjack.... haha...when is my turn to be banker i was damn lucky lor.... 3 plays.... one win wif 20... another wif blackjack and the last wif wu long....lol....win them damn lot of money...haha..
so now i am going to announce the most pissed days in the year....is.....yesterday...30 january 2009....y??? cus kanna anger by two separate things...number 1...is cus of some stupid ppl...today i was late for my econs tutorial...and my lecturer ask me and some others who are late as well to stay back and explain to him....so after lecture i told him is because of train fault... cus the damn train keep stopping and going really slow.... at least 5 stops the train did not open the door and jus hang there for like 3-5 mins then move....lol... and guess what he says... he jus say... i dun buy tat story cus y only we this few kanna affected and say is i overslept...wat the Fuck lor... and start taking all my past late reason to say....like wat the hell lor...he is asking y am i late this time and not y r u late from the past till now....he understand what he is asking a not....furthermore our train was the first train that have fault... actually at tat time the train interval sld be 4-5 mins but when we see the board stating the time arrival for the next train is 1 min ok...this prove THERE IS A TRAIN FAULT ON OUR TRAIN IDIOT.....
second thing worse.....some snorlax jus dunno how to say things at the correct time...when we already confirm on something already...and getting ready to move on...this milo jus ask a freak qns and everyone mind change agn....and we have to discuss agn...wat the hell lor....waste of our time....nvm...forget it....
today morning called R up...but so funny... as we are both so tired... so we actually fall asleep while phoneing...haha...lol....lucky i five mins later suddenly wake up otherwise die....haha...
after tat went to my cliques's house to pai lian....haha....haha....someone hor... play blackjack play until too excited liao until her periods come...lol...the floor was wif her blood lor...
ok now for the jokes....Gay Flight Attendant ...
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a flamboyantly gay flight attendant who put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks while making cracks and telling jokes.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, sophisticated woman hadn't moved. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, "Well honey, in my country I'm called a Queen, so put your tray up, bitch."
Sunday, January 25, 2009{ 8:44 PM }
haha....jus back from my grandma house... haha...this year they not bad wor... come out wif steamboat...haha...although quite common but it's new for our dinner...haha...cus this is our first year having steamboat...haha...eat until super full lor...but at my grandma hse really super sian...no internet....argh.... but someone say sth correct la....i sld be fortunate le cus some of the ppl dun even have a grandma hse to gather and eat le...haha....
Today change my blog skin as chinese new year comes le....i also believe this current blog skin is nicer than last one ba..haha...so all viewer be my judge and say which is nicer ba in my tagbox...hhaha....oh ya...my blog song have also change le...try listening to it ba...it is really a nice song...
btw....eileen yesterday on phone ask me to make this swear...haha... i swear if i next sat never go out wif clique then this year all the birthday for my clique i pay...haha....ok le ma eileen...lol...
now lets talk abt something a lot of ppl wan to noe ba...haha...hope so...haha...to say the truth ba... for the 18 years that i have live ok....i have never see any as ta ma de as tat person ok...it is really very fuck ass ok....always think that he/she is the king /queen like tat ok....For all my life i have never really feel very disappointed over someone...tat person is the first i feel super disappointed....from now on...i tell u... i will not treat u as friendly...u wan to play rite.... then i will play wif u....if the person wan to noe is it him/her... then notice whether i have any changes towards him/her lor...think all of u wan to noe ba who is the person....i will only tell the whole story to one person only...haha...so nvm ba...jus noe the surface for other also quite interesting le...haha....
now for the jokes.... Sleeping soundly.....
A man and a woman were sleeping soundly one night when they were awakened by a loud sound in the hall. The woman turned to the guy and said,"I think it's my husband." The guy immediately jumped out of bed, grabbed his clothes and jumped out of the window stark naked. He then painfully crash landed into a thorn bush outside, rolled a few times on the rough, concrete driveway and made a beeline for his car. A few moments later, the guy came back into the house and said,"Wait a minute, I AM your husband!" The woman replied,"Then why were you running?"
Saturday, January 24, 2009{ 7:08 PM }
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
yo....blog agn....but this time i feel honoured....haha...cus i invited angela and fei yu qing to my blog....haha.... if u dun believe then view the following vids ba...haha....but i somehow unable to load my both vids up my blog.... but anw....jus tat we went to sing K tat time after our sub com outing and this two person really sing until so like them lor.... the fei yu qing is sam and angela zhang shao han is zixin....haha....
yesterday finally present our CRS after being delay in presentation of our group for a week....i mean ok la...i believe our group did quite well.... and i hope can get a B+ or A ba....jus really hope...
this few days have been accompanying someone till late night lor...lucky tat person got thank me in her blog....haha...lol...btw to fulfill the promise to some one... have to type this edited version out...hah...
this few days have been accompanying someone lor...wan to noe who...is rujun....lucky tat person got thank me....wan to noe who...is rujun....inside her blog...wan to noe whose blog....is rujun's.... she have been doing her mob proj.... wan to noe who.... is rujun and rujun group proj....tat's y u noe when asking her a qns....wan to noe who... is asking rujun.... i need to use ten times...wan to noe who... is rujun.... ask 10 times but get an answer still ok but after 10 times still got no ans lol.... wan to noe who i talking abt...is rujun....therefore hor sometimes quite pekcek wif her lor...wan to noe who is the her...is rujun....but after tat thinking she doing something ma so no choice....who is doing something...is rujun....
ok jus nice 10 times...haha...i fulfill the promise le hor....lol....
tml will be chinese new year eve le... so here wish all people happy chinese new year.....
now for the joke....helpdesk jokes (part 2) Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ? Customer: Yes Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there anotherkeyboard ? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letterV as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ? Customer: Five stars.
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on mycomputer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ? Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can youplease tell me how long it will take before you can help me ? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ? Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ?
Helpdesk: How may I help you ? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
Saturday, January 17, 2009{ 1:37 AM }
have been sick this few days...haiz....
today will also be a short post...post jus to vex my ANGER.... a idiot bastard motherfucker provoked me...and i tell u i am now super duper angry with tat person.... fucker.... curious to noe who rite...then come ask me lor...but i will only tell some ppl only....or even the issue that the motherfucker have provoked me....for all my life i have never seen such a person before... not jus this single incident ok...and is over a series of incident....even water when u pour over the cup linit will flow over needless to say my tolerant to u... i have already been quite good...i'm using a 1litres cup...but u still choose to hit the bottomline...i swear i tell u... from now onwards...i will declare war on U from all sides with immediate effect....and let's c who is the one left standing....btw regarding the telling ba...erm...i will only tell those ppl whom are good friends to me or i have share my secret with that person before....so for others that i never say my secret or shu cool to dun bother to ask me ba....in poly only like 8 person i will say ba if they ask...cus i always talk to them regarding on wat forms....like msn or face to face or phone.etc...secondary only my clique ask i will say...haha...but i really hate person to the CORE already...
sat going for sub com outing....i can tell u my mood will be damn shit black....not going to bluff u...u will not c my normal self.....aft tat going to katong to sing K....hope all went fine...
haha...and i noe i a bit violent to scold some bad de words at the begining....but is really super duper angry le then will like this....today and maybe tml will be posting a different kind of joke...is call a customer service hotline jokes...there are too many so i break up into part 1 and 2... all the jokes listed below are all true happening tat happen between customer and helpdesk and are not create out...so enjoy...in seeing how some ppl can be so funny..haha..
now for the jokes....Microsoft Help Desk JOKE...
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have ? Customer: A white one...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still onmy desk... sorry .
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left ?
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not BillGates damn it !
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try itsays 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it infront of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ? Customer: No.
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.
Friday, January 16, 2009{ 2:47 AM }
tired tired tired....today sick and still have to chiong crs...haha....but still ok la...tml will post the rest....hehe...
Friday, January 9, 2009{ 5:51 PM }
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
so long haven post le... today posting...haha.... this weeks is so good lor....in a learning point of view....later then will go in depth.... so to begin off... haha....sunday went to indoor stadium for mayday concert.... the area was damn the high lor....and is my first time see mayday in person....they sing a lot of good song...atmosphere was damn good as welll....tat's y i and kenneth decided to go for their august 29th world tour concert....haha.....
nothing great really happen ba during the week except the return of some papers except stats, itab(powerpoint) and ideas...haha...the result ma...still ok la...jus the method i use to solve something fail totally... jus dun even noe how to break the stupid curse....
this week also let me learn a whole new topic... human heart... actually dun really noe how a human heart works psychologically... but this week finally finish the new topic.... as a saint said this before... to understand something fully, one mus experience it as well.... and this is totally true man... actually yesterday was super haha down ba....but mus thanks someone wor tat never fail to make me happy... haha... rite ivy??? haha....and yuyun... dun think so much le abt tat issue.... stop before it gets even worse is my words for u....dun be like me in the end....
now for the jokes....clever woman....
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to leave, otherwise they are all going to fall.
They were not able to name that person, until the woman held a very touching speech.
She said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......
Thursday, January 1, 2009{ 6:35 PM }
Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs
the first post of the new year....haha.....actually wanna post yesterday de...but cannot find the time to post...haha....
this few days at home was really sian after sian....got back one result out of the 6 le....which is econs....still ok la...i actually think is ok....a B+ grade of 75....i believe ok la.... the rest will only return next weeks...hope everything will be fine ba...wat i scare most now is MOB lor.... cus really have a strong feeling that i will fail tat...but hope everythings is fine ba...
this few days...someone did a very good job lor...by morning call me damn damn early...haha... i slp at 6.30 ba tat day... and she call me at 7...wa....i only slp 30 mins only....haha....and she ask me to rmb tat..haha... so u c... i told u i going to blog it and i will de...haha...miss yuyun(pig)... haha.....she always so hyper de lor...everytime say tired le....but when talk on phone wif her....she sound so hyper....haha...lol...
this sunday will be going to mayday concert at the indoor stadium....haha... really looking forward to it lor...althought this is not my first time going to a concert but...this is my first time seeing mayday lor...haha....watch their past concert on DVD before...was damn high lor...so i think this one will also be tat way....
this few days i really think properly le....like since you can be so cold-blooded de hua...then i will also be cold-blooded to u....wan to noe who i am talking abt rite....haha....wun tell de...haha... those in the same poly as me...u all observe ba...then u all will noe le...haha....
now for the joke.....Men Don't Write Advice Columns...
Here's an example of why men do not write advice columns... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila Lusk
******* Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter
