-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
today will also be a short post...post jus to vex my ANGER.... a idiot bastard motherfucker provoked me...and i tell u i am now super duper angry with tat person.... fucker.... curious to noe who rite...then come ask me lor...but i will only tell some ppl only....or even the issue that the motherfucker have provoked me....for all my life i have never seen such a person before... not jus this single incident ok...and is over a series of incident....even water when u pour over the cup linit will flow over needless to say my tolerant to u... i have already been quite good...i'm using a 1litres cup...but u still choose to hit the bottomline...i swear i tell u... from now onwards...i will declare war on U from all sides with immediate effect....and let's c who is the one left standing....btw regarding the telling ba...erm...i will only tell those ppl whom are good friends to me or i have share my secret with that person before....so for others that i never say my secret or shu cool to dun bother to ask me ba....in poly only like 8 person i will say ba if they ask...cus i always talk to them regarding on wat forms....like msn or face to face or phone.etc...secondary only my clique ask i will say...haha...but i really hate person to the CORE already...
sat going for sub com outing....i can tell u my mood will be damn shit black....not going to bluff u...u will not c my normal self.....aft tat going to katong to sing K....hope all went fine...
haha...and i noe i a bit violent to scold some bad de words at the begining....but is really super duper angry le then will like this....today and maybe tml will be posting a different kind of joke...is call a customer service hotline jokes...there are too many so i break up into part 1 and 2... all the jokes listed below are all true happening tat happen between customer and helpdesk and are not create out...so enjoy...in seeing how some ppl can be so funny..haha..
now for the jokes....Microsoft Help Desk JOKE...
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have ? Customer: A white one...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still onmy desk... sorry .
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left ?
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not BillGates damn it !
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try itsays 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it infront of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ? Customer: No.
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly ? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.
