-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
ok...lots of days never blog....this few days have been ok la.... at chinese new year haha....saw all my relative and ok lor haha....quite happy.... and we play blackjack.... haha...when is my turn to be banker i was damn lucky lor.... 3 plays.... one win wif 20... another wif blackjack and the last wif wu long....lol....win them damn lot of money...haha..
so now i am going to announce the most pissed days in the year....is.....yesterday...30 january 2009....y??? cus kanna anger by two separate things...number 1...is cus of some stupid ppl...today i was late for my econs tutorial...and my lecturer ask me and some others who are late as well to stay back and explain to him....so after lecture i told him is because of train fault... cus the damn train keep stopping and going really slow.... at least 5 stops the train did not open the door and jus hang there for like 3-5 mins then move....lol... and guess what he says... he jus say... i dun buy tat story cus y only we this few kanna affected and say is i overslept...wat the Fuck lor... and start taking all my past late reason to say....like wat the hell lor...he is asking y am i late this time and not y r u late from the past till now....he understand what he is asking a not....furthermore our train was the first train that have fault... actually at tat time the train interval sld be 4-5 mins but when we see the board stating the time arrival for the next train is 1 min ok...this prove THERE IS A TRAIN FAULT ON OUR TRAIN IDIOT.....
second thing worse.....some snorlax jus dunno how to say things at the correct time...when we already confirm on something already...and getting ready to move on...this milo jus ask a freak qns and everyone mind change agn....and we have to discuss agn...wat the hell lor....waste of our time....nvm...forget it....
today morning called R up...but so funny... as we are both so tired... so we actually fall asleep while phoneing...haha...lol....lucky i five mins later suddenly wake up otherwise die....haha...
after tat went to my cliques's house to pai lian....haha....haha....someone hor... play blackjack play until too excited liao until her periods come...lol...the floor was wif her blood lor...
ok now for the jokes....Gay Flight Attendant ...
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a flamboyantly gay flight attendant who put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks while making cracks and telling jokes.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, sophisticated woman hadn't moved. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, "Well honey, in my country I'm called a Queen, so put your tray up, bitch."
