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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 { 10:30 PM }

haha...blog lo...cus of someone... who say got spider web on my blog le so blog lor...haha....

this two days actually nothing special happen lor.... haha.... monday... as usual late a bit for class...then after straight is the sleeping lecture... i can tell u lor...our BLAW lecturer is really mono tone.... until i can sleep...but the only thing i laugh at his lesson is that he look like the kungfu panda...HAHA.... then later at 2 went to meet HL (the same person who say my blog got spider web)....

tuesday miss the BLAW lecture totally..... cus cannot wake up....someone lor nvr wake me up...rite HL...haha...lol...no la...is i nvr ask her morning call me...haha...

today after my tutorial in the morning which i am late agn... went to meet HL... haha... c i so good lor... haha...pei u....lol...hahha..ok la...is u pei me...ok...lol... but i tell u.. my BLAW tutorial lecturer is like so typical old auntie lor... this complain that complain...lol...

today also went for mentoring at zhangde for the first time since transfer... haiz... still missed the days at qifa... but will try to get use to it ba....

now wif the joke...pay attention....

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and ****ing on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and ****ed on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."

Sunday, April 26, 2009 { 5:52 PM }

yo man...haha...lol... going to talk abt a few more things.... no1 is our night walk trial 2.... as i say before ma... we are helping the environmental club which also known as night walk trial 2 lor... haha... i mean overall not bad la except got a super bad backache that until now also in pain....add things worse my back injures fu fa agn... damn shit... haiz.... no choice...who call i go and lie down and scare them...

now i also dunno waiting for wat...lol... eat "breakfast" or entertain myself... i dunno lor...haha...nvm... going to talk abt a event that happen jus only...lol... some ppl ok really thinks tat she is the queen... firstly is keep on give out tat bossy attitude.... secondly is when ken they all are debriefing themselves outside... she is not giving comment...but at a giving command TONE... u think u wat... which company CEO u think u are from... dun even wan to continue saying... nvm.. forget it....

haha... and some ah lian...wow... so guai now... doing tutorial now... haha..ok la... actually she is call hui lian not ah lian.. ahha.... i am going to copy from her lo...hahah...lol...kidding only... u rest well ba... since u sick...

now for the joke...The Tomato Garden ...

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo - I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me. Love, Papa.

A few days later he received a letter from his son...

Dear Papa - I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie.

At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa - Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie.

Thursday, April 23, 2009 { 3:07 PM }

haha....first time went blogging in school... now having my two hours break ma (which was like yesterday)hhahah... so freaking boring lor... play table tennis play until tired liao so sit down at the sport hall and start blogging(halfway)...haha....

this few days have been happening so many things... wanna list down one by one...but it seems so long...dun wish to make my post so lenghthy...so will only say a few ba...haha...no 1...i starting to feel not so regret going FOP le... haha...know like so many new friends... although now not really tat close but soon willl ba...haha... especially that two member from the laughing group...rite...wen min...haha...

now in school...today cannot go home le...cus having the night walk trial...haiz... but this few days really nice la... know quite few new friends... haha... even noe a ah lian somemore...haha....think only she noe wat i mean.... also good la... cus most of the ppl dunno me ma...only noe that i am those noisy noisy de....hehe...if u noe me... u will noe is different le...haha...

this few days also noe somebody true colour lor... trying to act ke lian... worse u noe wat a not...she can say she dun like his and that cus she act ke lian... but she herself lei... ownself act ke lian...act until like she those weak weak kind de girl and need ppl to protect her... like wat the hell lor...she think tat she very good rite... happy happy talk to me... not happy..then talk to other ppl dun care me... ok... did u even think of how i feel a not... ok...U DUNNO.... u really think that u are the queen rite... ok i will show u wat is the meaning of dethroning a queen and let u be a commoner.... u really think u very big is it...ok...i can tell u...u are not even big....i told u... i am a human not ur servant....

now for the joke...Birthday Present....

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

Sunday, April 19, 2009 { 7:20 AM }

haha...blogging so early in the morning....yesterday went for the FOC trial...the amazing race... only two comments.... no1 is... damn tired... no2... the clue too lousy... lol...haha... or sld i say i sld not call it a clue...sld call it answer...lol...

now blogging is actually for someone de la... cus yesterday also dunno y...maybe too tired le... then fall asleep.... and fail to call her... sorry.... wun do it a second time anymore... really sorry... hope u forgive me can??? sms me if u forgive me.... hehe....

now for the joke...3 random jokes...

Three fastest means of communication:
1 Telephone
2 Television
3 Tell-a-woman

One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: "KNN! everytime u work, I gotta 7 days off!"
KOTEX retorted: "KNS! whenever u make mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave".

A man called his 4th wife - baby doll,
3rd wife - china doll,
2nd wife-barbie doll and....
1st wife - GUESS WHAT NAME? PANADOL!!

Friday, April 17, 2009 { 11:24 PM }

yoyo... blog agn...this few days have been busy agn...due to many things... haha... but mostly cause of the FOP lor... from monday to thurs have been having FOP... wat i can say is being a facils is fun... haha... i taken charge of DAC/1a/04... wat i can say is the class is really fun... and is the bondest out of all the dac classes....haha... cus got who?????? haha... lol... so bu yao lian me...haha...

haha... next is i noe this group call bao xiao er ren ju....from fop...haha...they really everyday also got some stupid they done that make us laugh like hell... cannot tell their name la...but wat i can say is they come from dac/2a/02 and dac/2a/08....hahah....lol...

this few days have been busy agn... with school and cca...haiyo... going to die le wor...but ok la...haha.... use to it liao....

now for the jokes...clever reply...

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 { 11:54 PM }

yo...blog agn...jus as i said... to be blogging more frequently... haha... firstly, i am proud to announced that today is officially known as **** ***** ***... haha... cannot type out...otherwise too obvious... lol...

haha...y today is officially called tat day... cus the person really too much le today.... and cus three people that dun even angry wif the person before to become angry like crazy...haha....but i myself also think that is really too much le la... if is me..i also will angry.... cus there is another person wif snorlax character come out agn liao... but this time..it's even worse than anyone i face before.... wat the person did to K i really feel pissed lor.... this is jus wat i call by schemeing lor...

ok...nvm... today kai liang told me a super funny joke today... cus he got one of his classmate using the nokia 5800 ma.... then his tat classmate rite...like everyday haolian in front of ppl the phone... lol... then he cannot take it liao...he say he going to tell tat person this..."ur this phone come out very long le arh?? erm... cus my grandma have been using it for very long liao...." lol... haha...

btw got one qns always have been very puzzled.... Is there a different between 5megapixel and 3.2 megapixel...lol... cus xiangting like dunno ma....lol... so hope my reader will answer me... which is better??? lol....

now for the jokes... drunker...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.

Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly.

But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went tobed.

The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?""I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."

"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"

"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"

"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."

and here is the ans for the world easiest qns...
1)116 years
2)Ecuador
3)Sheep and Horses
4)November
5)Squirrel fur
6)Dogs (Canines)
7)Albert
8)Crimson
9)New Zealand

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 { 1:24 AM }

wow...it's been a long time since i blog... going to blog more regularly from now on... so guys and girls out there looking for jokes... stay tuned.... cus today the joke is testing all of your brain...haha... c whether u clever or stupid...haha....

have been watching F1 for two weeks le...wat i can say is... brawn GP is really gay.... and ferrari is really disappointing... hope they will do well for the coming china sinopec Grand Prix...haha... i jus wish to c massa and rak got back on top to get some points jus like last time...

AND... i got my new phone... kind of love my new phone le... cus is so different from my previous N81... haha....but i have plan my next phone le... haha...is the upcoming N86... coming out in october....

This week also got two new things... got a new close friend and a new gan mei...LOL.... hope she will also acknowledge me lor in her blog as i am her gan ge....lol...and the new close... i promise u la...i wun angry wif u de la...lol... i also like nvr angry wif u before...LOL... and my gan mei..dun jealous... i will treat u even better from now... hope u will also ba...haha...

ok now for the question....stupid questions with SMART answers...

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

and now here comes some easy qns that i wish all my viewer to ans... the ans will be release either tml or the day after tml...haha... rmb... dun think too much...

World Easiest Quiz...

1)How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2)Which country makes Panama hats?
3)From which animal do we get catgut?
4)In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5)What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6)The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7)What was King George VI's first name?
8)What color is a purple finch?
9)Where are Chinese gooseberries from?