-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
haha....first time went blogging in school... now having my two hours break ma (which was like yesterday)hhahah... so freaking boring lor... play table tennis play until tired liao so sit down at the sport hall and start blogging(halfway)...haha....
this few days have been happening so many things... wanna list down one by one...but it seems so long...dun wish to make my post so lenghthy...so will only say a few ba...haha...no 1...i starting to feel not so regret going FOP le... haha...know like so many new friends... although now not really tat close but soon willl ba...haha... especially that two member from the laughing group...rite...wen min...haha...
now in school...today cannot go home le...cus having the night walk trial...haiz... but this few days really nice la... know quite few new friends... haha... even noe a ah lian somemore...haha....think only she noe wat i mean.... also good la... cus most of the ppl dunno me ma...only noe that i am those noisy noisy de....hehe...if u noe me... u will noe is different le...haha...
this few days also noe somebody true colour lor... trying to act ke lian... worse u noe wat a not...she can say she dun like his and that cus she act ke lian... but she herself lei... ownself act ke lian...act until like she those weak weak kind de girl and need ppl to protect her... like wat the hell lor...she think tat she very good rite... happy happy talk to me... not happy..then talk to other ppl dun care me... ok... did u even think of how i feel a not... ok...U DUNNO.... u really think that u are the queen rite... ok i will show u wat is the meaning of dethroning a queen and let u be a commoner.... u really think u very big is it...ok...i can tell u...u are not even big....i told u... i am a human not ur servant....
now for the joke...Birthday Present....
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
