-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
haha...blog lo...cus of someone... who say got spider web on my blog le so blog lor...haha....
this two days actually nothing special happen lor.... haha.... monday... as usual late a bit for class...then after straight is the sleeping lecture... i can tell u lor...our BLAW lecturer is really mono tone.... until i can sleep...but the only thing i laugh at his lesson is that he look like the kungfu panda...HAHA.... then later at 2 went to meet HL (the same person who say my blog got spider web)....
tuesday miss the BLAW lecture totally..... cus cannot wake up....someone lor nvr wake me up...rite HL...haha...lol...no la...is i nvr ask her morning call me...haha...
today after my tutorial in the morning which i am late agn... went to meet HL... haha... c i so good lor... haha...pei u....lol...hahha..ok la...is u pei me...ok...lol... but i tell u.. my BLAW tutorial lecturer is like so typical old auntie lor... this complain that complain...lol...
today also went for mentoring at zhangde for the first time since transfer... haiz... still missed the days at qifa... but will try to get use to it ba....
now wif the joke...pay attention....
First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and ****ing on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and ****ed on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."