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Saturday, May 30, 2009 { 6:51 PM }

yo...blog agn...before i go to do my tax project.... haha...jus a while ago jus knew something from someone about some issue... u noe... sometimes is the best whereby u say or do something without letting others knew abt it... cus when other actually knew abt it, then the return will be a super bad thingy... while this dun refer to me...but refer to some other... especially one person who have the surname of an animal... always think that she is pretty and sexy....OH.... PLS.... if we call nicely it will be called think too much... if we call in another extreme then it is called BITCH.... better die while eating some sugar form items... and YUP...i am cursing her.... no doubt abt it....

this maybe some ppl dun actually noe.... i long have already have this thinking of not going into the main committee....wanna noe y... haha...not cus of stress or the ability to work a not... is actually going into tat main committee jus make me look low class...wif such main committee... doesn't really know y the last committee will choose them...but heard is cus the other half of the current choose to opt out... and therefore those on the sideline can get in.... u c... this shows wat... this just shows that the current main committee is only make up of only 8-10 ppl who really have the ability to be in the main while others sideline....LOL... and someone... u really think u can be the vice president cus u are good... then better start to think twice first... u are there for a reason which i cannot say....

nvm... dun wanna wish to destroy my feeling over it....
now the joke....Johnny Needs A Bike....

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Tuesday, May 26, 2009 { 9:33 PM }

yo blog agn lo... haha... my FACC exam jus over on monday... haha....i think tat paper at least is better than the cost one la...but hope the journal wun kill me jiu ok liao... haha.... lol... coming is a three weeks holiday but dun think is a hoilday for me ba... haha...cus after holiday straight away MST liao... 4 module lor...including the most difficult de BLAW...lol...now siao liao... haha...think i am going to use 1 week jus to study tat...lol... a bit kua zhang i noe...but no choice..haha...

next week will c me start another course for me myself liao... ahah... after taking my tat human factors psychology and next week will be understand EQ course including brain games to help me deal wif ppl more easily and using a better way... especially some guy from some tourism course... he really think he been playing mind game wif us i really dunno...is only we dun wan to meet head to head.... but now... it's time we do our counter... jus a small piece of advice to u... better dun let us c u in school...LOL... sounds gangster but i'm not...lol...only to him i will do this...

haha.... now is resting time first... lol... until exam week then really really die die liao... haha... oh ya...abt to forgot...haha...jus have this quote to all my readers "something those ppl who did bad things to u are mostly the person u trust"...haha.... and i hate ppl who break bridges...haha....

ok now for the jokes liao....Doing the Dishes ....

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE DAMN DISHES!!" cus he scared that he will be the next target.

Sunday, May 24, 2009 { 4:41 PM }

jus a random post before tml post... jus wanna say something out... karma... think most of you noe wat it means rite... it's another word for retribution... do u all believe in tat??? if u ask me... i will say i totally believe in tat... haha... so better dun do bad things or hurt anyone... or u may receive something bad in return....

some ppl may noe who i refering to but think most will not know and either start having qns mark or start to guess whether am i talking abt him or her... haha.... standard rite... haha... but nvm... not going to say out who... but jus rmb... all reader... nvr do anything bad to anyone unless really no choice or u may or sld i say WILL receive a karma....lol...

end of post... c u all tml... and plus a joke... haha....

Friday, May 22, 2009 { 11:06 PM }

yo... blog agn lo...haha... today de post... erm... can say more towards some of my thoughts....haha.... today is my cost accounting test... only one word...screwed... and is being screw by a qns only... and that qns can cause my A and B+.... wat the hell lor... nvm... monday still got FACC to take revenge... but hope is really revenge ba... dun later cause a second screwed....lol...

jus now think a lot... and think of some particular issues ba... and after all the thinking...come out wih some conclusion...haha....

no1... i really hate to be treated like a dog ok... happy happy then talk to u...if not happy then give u a attitude reaction...

no2... i believe if u dun wish to do something... is the best jus say out ba... dun indirectly do it... it is pissed if someone did it...

jus this two for the time being...lol...if have more will blog it out... lol... and lastly... think i should think whether sld i pull out le...lol... dunno wat it mean rite... haha... purposely make it ununderstandtable....haha... maybe the target nvr say anything... but can feel it la... lol... dunno la... still haven think straight yet... will come out wif a decision when i blog the next time which is three days later on monday....

now for the joke.....Praying Parrots....

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

Monday, May 18, 2009 { 11:06 PM }

haha... finally come back from camp.... wat i can is the camp was a BIGGGGGG SUCCESS....haha... firstly...thank you for all the GL that assist us... really thank you for all of your cooperation... vivien eunice jeslin farzana zixin daphne yuyun natasha evangeline... and of course GARY... he helps a lot... and last but not least aimin my partner(in camp)...haha....dun think wrong...lol...

haha....although very fun but super tired... like today...most of our committee members... in my course show sign of tired liao...haha.... kenneth me stella farzana late... sam... only reach school at 3 when lesson start at 8...zixin skip the whole day... haha...ameerah sleep in lecture...haha... so funny lor....

haha...got one thing wanna comment... is.. the games dept really did a great job in the amazing race... cus it's something new ma... i also find it fun... like finding someone in such a big place... let me say the next camp we go IKEA...haha....there will be worse...haha... cus the idea is given by hl...haha... so the next camp de camper... if u wan to noe who plan de...go find her....lol...haha...

ok... actually wanna post abt the camp de... but nvm la... otherwise my post will be super lengthy... and lastly...this few days have been very angry over something... but not going to elaborate on tat....

ok now for the joke...ah beng de small joke...

Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybodysaid,Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying"Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks forcomplement."

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one handand not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied thatthe weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentenceinto future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walkingin the Evening and not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 { 10:45 PM }

yoyoyo... is a three days agn... haha.... now have been chionging the foc de thing... this is driving me super crazy liao... haha.... This few days actually nothing really big happen except today de event ba.... since is over le... then wun go and talk abt it... jus i noe wat i sld do le from tml onwards...hehehe...

monday and tuesday is totally super boring.... lecture and tutorial...lol... so shall not talk so much abt it..haha... cus this will only make me sleep...haha....

Today is a bit better... haha... not saying the morning issue better but the afternoon de.... have a super boring gems lesson wif the botah...haha... then after that went over to meet hl at jurong east to go to library and also eat... ahha.... was super hungry lor...haha... but i can say is another enjoyable day for me... and to her... really sorry abt this morning....

now for the joke....cold qns...

(A)WHY IS VIVO CITY SO BIG ?
(B)WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACKMAN DRIVING?
(C)THERE'S A RACE BETWEEN THE CHILLI & TOMATO , THE CHIILLI IS LEADING ,Wat DID HE SAY TO THE TOMATO THAT WAS JUST BEHIND HIM?

(A) Cause there's GAINT in it
(B)Thumbdrive
(C)Catch up (ketchup)

Sunday, May 10, 2009 { 8:53 PM }

haha....actually sld be blogging every three days de... but haha... now blogging something that i really wish to say ma.... haha...so cannot wait till three days ltr...haha...

yesterday actually did a super regretable things... haiz... dunno y... human always will only learn the importance when they feel losing tat particular thing... this is the same goes to me... i really did a bad thing yesterday... haiz.... as it always says... sometimes when we did wrong we will be forgiven and things get back to normal..... but sometimes, it is a never return event le.... haiz.... i dunno whether is this never return or it will return... but i really hope is the latter....

from here i really promise u le... ok... everythings tat i promise u i will do it de... without fail...really hope u will haha.... fully forgive me...hehe....i'm sorry....

there will be no joke today cus is not three days up yet...

Saturday, May 9, 2009 { 11:33 PM }

haha... three days is up agn...haha... so now blogging....haha... thursday was a super day...lol... u noe y...haha.... cus i finally manage to sleep in a five-stars hotel in singapore....haha...but dun think too much la... jus the lobby sofa only...haha.... ya lor... wait for someone then fall asleep...haha....lol...

yesterday and today is my prep camp... wat i can say is prep camp is really really boring...haha....lol.... on friday have the last last game trial and sing along session ma...haha... then today have the last outdoor trial...haha... really super tired lor... haha....

after the prep camp went wif hl to bugis to eat...haha... wat the... i actually lose to someone lor in eating by jus 3pieces of bread...argh.......haha.... but nvm... tat is only round 1... we going to have round 2... and this time the theme is steamboat... this time i wun lose...haha.... but not bad la.... this time we went to wang jiao char chan ting....haha....

and this last... say to rujun...ok... sorry for the mistake...

ok now for the jokes...Relationship Jokes!

Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures UContinue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 { 7:37 PM }

yo...blog agn... haha...this few days have been so happy haha... for some reasons of course...haha...cannot say la...lol... but some of them maybe will noe ba...haha...lol.....

monday missed the financial accounting tutorial...due to the always same reason... cannot wake up...lol... haha...think really mus find a way to make myself able to wake up...otherwise really die die liao...lol... but i am on time for my lecture after that... and it is my first time sitting wif her in lecture hall...haha....happy... is all i can say...hehe...our tax lecturer did not come and both lecture and tutorial is cancelled...

after that went JP wif HL... haha... and here comes the super angry part... i and her actually wanna watch friday the 13... but her year meet the M18 but not the month... lol... and we successfully pass two person le lor... jjus as we going inside... we kanna caught by a guy call leslie...idiot lor.. and hai us in the end watching X-men...lol...

tuesday was a sian day... cus lecture super sian...haha....lol.... haha..and thanks to a person who always say her good...for PEIing me go SAA....haha...lol....

Today went out wif her after my GEMS... lol... we went to IMM cus after that she is working ma...lol... haha... we are like some kids inside Giant...HHAHA.... really enjoying lor...haha...wif her...lol...

now for the joke....Dumb Blonde Cop....

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?". The motorist scuffles around in her purse, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself."

The cop says, "Ok Let me see it, then. So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, she looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Sunday, May 3, 2009 { 11:45 PM }

haha... i am blogging again... haha...today was a super fun and happy day...haha.... this morning woke up but late and then go wif my mother to starhub to transfer the ownership of the plan....haha....lol... but the starhub really stupid lor....so many ppl and make me wait for so long...and in the end meet someone late....

haha... like actually meet at 1pm de at imm... at where she work...haha...but in the end 2.15 then reach...haha...really sorry HL... haha.... after that we went to the library to do homework and study a while first... haha...i also dunno y...wif her around i can finish my tutorial...haha... but like so funny lor haha... we was like talking and cracking jokes there... haha...lol... stay there for abt like until 6 then we go to IMM back to have our dinner....

we went to dine at secret recipe... we was like so funny lor agn... haha... we was like challenging who can have spicy more...haha.... we like purposely find all those spicy de dishes...haha...lol... in the end we order mushroom soups, grilled chicken with mexican sauce and chicken cardon bleu...lol... dunno got spell correct anot... but nvm...haha...

our mushroom soups...hehe...

hehe...our milkshake...one espresso one oreo...lol...

the dunno wat chicken cardon bleu...lol...

this is the grilled chicken which they says is super hot de...lol..

haha... some blur blur de ppl... haha...no la... kidding...

haha... and i am proud to present the new genenation of sugar invented by me and HL...haha... we called it the not equal sugar which consist of normal sugar, raw sugar and equal sugar...haha...

haha... after that went to daiso wif her and have so much fun there lor...haha... the funnest part is not they sell underwear... but is the way they display the underwear....like they hanging clothes like that...haha.... now then i realise daiso is so damn funny...haha... and we say we want to buy the whole store...since they say everything is sold at 2 dollars... haha...and we went to buy at honeydew soda... but taste so weird lor...haha...

haha...was really happy la... haha... and yesterday also past is our cca de GDD... a successful one i think... haha.... good job all SC...haha... three cheers to u all....

now for the joke...cold jokes...

q) Why did the coach kick Cindarella out of the team?

a) Because she ran away from the ball.