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Monday, June 29, 2009 { 10:06 AM }

later will be my blaw paper le.... although is all prepare le... but still scared... dunno how they will twist the qns to test us.... really hope all will be alright ba and my revenge is taken.... wish me well ba...haha..... will post when back from school.....

Saturday, June 20, 2009 { 7:21 PM }

this few days have not been blogging... cus something happen la.... this few days this something happen really affect me to the bottom... i really this few days can't sleep and eat well... think those ppl who noe me de...noe i am a person who love to sleep and eat... i can like sleep long hours and eat a lot... but now even this two items i also cannot function le... this actually mean this something really hit me to the bottom....i think continue saying i will change i will change is useless ba...most importantly is to do it and i will...

yesterday i sit down in one corner not emoing but jus think of all the mistake that i may have did wrong in life... and i really stun myself.... cus i realise i made a series of wrong things le... i dunno whether is it lucky a not for me to realise all this now... maybe some mistakes is already realise de too late le... but i jus hope that i will make it up to them before things really get out of hand...

i change my this friendship policy in like 2years ago i think... i really think this policy was the best policy at that time... but think after the reflection session yesterday... this policy is really not very good... this policy actually pamper me i think as it let me take things for granted... i yesterday think le think... last time i always classify friends under like hi-bye, normal, good, close and best... but now i take all those away le into only bad good and important.... hope this is good ba...

now for the jokes....THE ORIGINAL QUOTE...

originally is this
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was ....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back .

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat ...

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
He'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back his super ego is dominant
If he doesn't come back his id is supreme
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back, map him into your system
If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set him free
If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 { 3:05 AM }

haha.... funny rite... blogging in the middle of the night... lol...today i learn a new thing abt a particular thing... haha... although is like quite old le then noe... but ok de la... cus think a lot ppl more still dunno ma.... tat lesson teaches me something and it is going to change me liao... lol.... dunno wat rite... haha... something abt human mankind la... it changes me on how to treat ppl ba.... haha... u all c ba... lol... when the term starts my poly friends will c....lol...

nvm... jus random to blog... haha..... but jus a piece of advice to all ppl out there... if u also following my method of treating ppl then start to change before u regret... my method is a thinking that u treat ppl good they will treat u good as well..... this particular method is damn wrong...lol... so watch out everyone for those who uses this... time to change le or u will be like me... regret...lol...

and i shall now announce that operation icing is in operation against my biggest enemy...which is myself....LOL....

now for the jokes....cold joke...

Q: What is the world's most heaviest meal?
A: Wanton Noodle because its 'One Ton Noodle'.

Q: Who is the world's strongest man in the world?
A: Wanton Noodle Seller because he need to carry lots of One Ton.
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Q: Sweet Talk sells drinks, Bread Talk sells bread, What talk sells delicious chocolate bars?
A: Bar Talk (Buttock)

Sunday, June 14, 2009 { 11:41 PM }

haha.... some ppl say i always start a post wif ok i blogging agn... haha... so from now on... will jus start....lol....

Yesterday went to celebrate shu min's birthday wif the whole clique... lol... like finally went out wif them liao.... this phrase is from them...haha... lol... but it jus prove to me something... i really like quite long nvr go out wif them liao... lol.... like few months... lol.... a lot changes... not meaning their face i mean status...lol... haha....

we went to bugis and went to wongkok (dunno whether spell correct a not)... nvm... the area which i lost in eating...lol... then got the birthday drink by their shop... OMG lor... it is like ultra big lor...

Big rite.... lol... like we in total got 10 ppl.... also cannot finish the whole cup.... or sld i say JAR...lol....

After that went to merlion park starbuck to slack and chitchat...lol... and so shit lor... when reach home... my muscle hit me agn.... pain until i cannot sleep....in the end ard like 7 then managed to sleep.... super pain lor... and yesterday also happen a super irrresponsible event... nvm... forget it... dun wish to comment liao... since over already....

finally..... u rest well ba... this few days have been going out... yesterday still sick and today went to work agn... better take good care of ur health ok.....

now for the joke...Green Pink Yellow....

An American man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man all died and went to Hell. The Devil said, "You know guys, you all have been sinners. But I'm in a good mood, so I'm willing to give you another chance. If you can think of a sentence using the words 'green', 'pink', and 'yellow' that will make me laugh, then you will go to heaven."

The Chinese guy goes first. He says, "One morning when I woke up, I looked out the window and saw a green field with pink and yellow flowers in it." The Devil says, "You think that's funny?" and the Chinese goes to Hell.

The American is next. He says, "One morning I was walking on the street and saw George W Bush with nothing on but a pink bra, green shoes, and a yellow mohawk." The Devil says, "Nice try, but that's not funny." The American goes to Hell.

Now, it's the Mexican's turn. But he's not very good at English and by now he is panicking. He blurts out, "This morning when the phone went 'green green green', I came to pink it up, and said 'Yellow'?"

The Devil laughs and says "Okay, you can go to heaven." And the Mexican's jaw drops, "Huh?"

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 { 1:35 AM }

haha... blog agn...ps... nvr follow the three days per post policy...hhaah...lol... yesterday went to sentosa to so called tan myself and play...haha... lol... haha... hard to say in words... post some pics ba...haha...

haha...we four of us.... qing en shaun me and cheebeng( from further to nearest)

tat's chee beng (vincent) waiting for ball...lol...

tat's qing en(Ernz).... lol... he think he very sexy...haha...lol...

and tat's shaun .... the most handsome guy...LOL...

haha... we bury Ernz in the sand... as he enjoy the sand bath...lol...

tat's me and shaun....

the guy at far right is weiming(daniel) ahhaah....lol...

lol....overall... was quite fun la... haha...we decide to go out on 13 with the whole clique and not only we 5....lol...haha... as we have 11ppl....lol...tml going out to celebrate sam belated super long de birthday...lol... maybe will post tml ba... and i say maybe...haha...lol....

this few days actually have been thinking hard abt something... maybe i sld not fight on... cus i feel like i'm dead... cus of wat... not going to blame anything but only to blame myself ba... but after thinking so long le... actually have a verdict le... i will fight no matter wat happen... even if i only left wif 1percent success rate i also will fight....cus a quote says very true... u love a person doesn't really need to have her by ur side but as long as she stays happy and i will be happy....sounds so true right.... haha....dun think too much reader....nth happen...haha...

ps: sorry for this few days really... i very very sincere de apology...

ok... now for the joke....Dead Worms...

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 { 12:19 AM }

haha....blog agn.... today stay all the way in school till like 9.30pm....lol... for the mentoring interview...haha... lol... ok de la.... dunno.... c those ppl ans the qns so funny....haha.... nvm... good luck to all ppl that are going for the interview ba... hahah....

this few days have been feeling down...lol... i also dunno y... cus i been feeling like i losing a ultimate big war for a person le... this few days whenever i c the letter V... will be like down agn... for wat reason... i seriously also dunno y... maybe because of her ba... i rmb i say this one year ago.... but for some reasons...it seem i have to repeat agn...i think her plane is leaving my airport le.... i dunno.... hope is i really think too much ba...

tml night going to my cousin wedding dinner... haha...going to have shark fin eat le....YAY....lol.... haha.... but a bit far lor... at M Hotel... which is at tiong bahru.... lol... haha... siao liao... tml think mus reach home fast fast liao.... haha.... tml will post the pictures of my cousin wedding...haha....lol....

now for the joke....Church Requirements....

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"

"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.

"What happened?" inquired the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.