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Friday, July 31, 2009 { 11:53 PM }

YAY... my 100th POST.... haha....lol.... yesterday was my tax exam... shit man... 70plus agn.... ma de lor.... nvm.. forget it le... mus focus on the upcoming 50 percent exam... hope will score well in all my module...

haha.... and i make a new choice today.... jus in case if i can't get into a local university, i will go to uptrend business school to study for my degree... haha.... but hope the school wun be too expensive... until i have to go on street for begging.... haha... jus kidding... lol....

As for the malaysia trip.... everything done le... all hotel and bus tickets done... haha....so looking forward to the trip in mid september.... ppl always hope time can go backwards... haha.... but me... wan it to go forward... HAHAHAHHA...lame i noe.... next wednesday will be my gems acting le... dunno wat to act lor... but dun care la... since gems only need pass then ok le... wun affect GPA also ma....hahaa....lol...

ps: vivien pls dun curse me agn...HAHAHA...

now for the joke....Contempt Of Court.....

Having had to take the day off work to appear in court for a minor traffic summons, the man was growing increasingly restless as he waited hour after hour for his case to be heard.

Finally, late in the afternoon, his case was called. He stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned until the next day and he would have to return.

"What!" What for?" he yelled at the judge.

His Honor, equally irritated by a tedious day and the sharp query, roared, "That will be twenty dollars for contempt of court! That's what for!"

Noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge added, "That's all right. You don't have to pay right now."

The man replied, "Oh, I'm just looking to see if I have enough for two more words!"

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 { 5:50 PM }

after this post... then will be one more step to 100 post le....hahah.... lol... this few days have not been blogging cus of tax exam is coming... so no choice... haha... but tml will blog wif jokes... stay tuned....LOL....

Friday, July 17, 2009 { 11:02 PM }

hi all....haha... so long nvr post...lol... cus this week is a scary week ma.... return of all paper fully... lol.... lucky cost accounting did not let me down.... heng arh.... hahaha.... this week so funny lor... i finally got a new case le...lol... new mission le... but i can say this is the most difficult de i ever encounter... haha... but ok la... haha... cannot say who la... otherwise ppl will noe is *****... lol.... but i think sld be ok de la... as long as she got the will power....haha...

this week also have been planning a trip that will be on the coming sem holiday.... we plan to go on a kuala lumpur cum genting highlands 4D3N trip... haha... cus genting have the promotion now ma... haha..... so y not... lol.... quite fun lor i think... can go holiday overseas wif friends....haha... hope all will be fine....

now for the joke...The true job of a manager....

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.

The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.

The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.

At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty. The farmer asked the manager: "How is that you made such difficult jobs during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?"

The manager answered: "Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with shit, but now you ask me to make decisions."

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 { 11:49 PM }

got back some of my result from my exam.... facc i think still ok ba... tax...although not getting an expected marks but on the overall still ok... haha.... a new operation is starting ba... call operation comeback... haha... mean to recover something... of course not tat person... haha... but another one... lol.... reason is simple.... how on earth can u recover ur boss... cus tat person always think that he/she is the boss ma... so no choice lor... wat to do.... piece of advice ba... u are worse ba... still say me...lol... nvm... back to my operation...lol... sounds lame.... but objective is simple is to get back to 1-2 months ago de state... lol.... hope all will be ok...

tml going to get back my finance marks...lol.. think die le...haha... stay tune in 3 days for my next blog... cus of my blogging policy 3 days per blog...haha....

now for the joke....tough question...

Can you Answer at least one of the following Question?

Q: An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas.
Why?......... ....................

Ans: Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next.Question is ...........The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?...................

Because the elephant is made of plastic.Hahhaa.

never give up. one more..Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.......
Why ?..................

Because the bananas are in the TV.Ooops!!! Cool down.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?........,,,,,,,,......

Because they are on different channels.Hohohohoohohoh...... hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why?.....................Cmon think ...................................

Because the TV is off.Kikikikikiki

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.
Why?.................................

why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....Thank you..

Friday, July 3, 2009 { 6:57 AM }

haha...very long nvr blog due to exam.... for exam ma.... overall i think still ok ba... if i list out the most confident to least confident to get A... then it will be cost accounting, business law, Fundamental of Finance then financial accounting.... haha...lol.... jus hope for the best ba... and also hope next week can get my papers back...haha....

after exam today went out with my entertainment clique... lol.. haha... tat's a new name confirm by me....hahah.... lol... which have me kenneth sam jinhao jamie huijun yuqi and ressal... haha.... lol.... we went to eat billy's bomber...lol...hahha... cus is our tradition to eat something expensive after sem exam and MST... lol.... haha....the food on the overall counted as nice lor... haha.... after that we went to watch transformer... OMG.... it was freaking nice man... haha... even if u ask me watch agn for 10 times i also willing...hahah....

oh ya... before ending the post... jus wanna say something to a female dog... lol... pls ok... pls stop barking here and there... it's getting pissed....u think i nvr say anything really mean i dunno or dun care meh... this is going to be my final ultimatum... if u wanna bark.... bark elsewhere that i cannot c... lol... that will be good for us....

now for the joke....interpretation error...

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster.

She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet".

She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

Dear Madam, take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.

It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time.

I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.

The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed.

I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster

The Woman fainted upon reading the reply........ and she never visited India !!!!