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Sunday, August 30, 2009 { 6:40 PM }

yo... going to blog on something fantastic today... haha... MAYDAY (wu yue tian) CONCERT....lol... haha... yesterday went to their singapore DNA concert... was like super high de lor... and best of all normally other singers sing until 10.30 like tat only... but they sing all the way until 12.10am... haha...lol... best of all... can c their face somemore....lol... have some pics on the concert... for all of you to c...

an overview of the crowd...haha... so high at there...

this not taken very good...cus they singing high song so the lighting was ultra strong...

this moment think got ppl cry wor... cus they singing a super touched de song...

rare pic of 怪獸...

pics of 阿信 wif 怪獸 and 石頭....

pic of 瑪莎... but his face kanna covered by his hair...haha...

阿信.........

this is the ending part where every members plus the piano teacher... background singers all stand in one line to bow to us...haha......

i think the concert was super good lor.... i will confirm go for their next concert...haha....

now the jokes...Are Computers Male or Female?...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

Saturday, August 22, 2009 { 10:55 PM }

yo.... it's blogging time... after taking a break from studying all this days.... haha.... this few days have been busy preparing for exam coming tuesday... but can only say one things ba... watever can learn i study and memorise le... but jus hope i wun get killed by theory qns agn... lol...

some ppl really funny la... yesterday i ask her... u study until whr le... she give a very perfect ans... barely touched... then i tell her tuesday exam le wor... then she say no time study this few days... when i ask y... she say birthday...LOL... haha... die le la u...hahha... sounds like cursing u...lol....

btw will u all be working this coming holiday... i actually went for an interview at FJ benjamin for a sales job... but the next day pey horng call me in the morning that got a new job... lol... and this time is a job tat i always wan to work as... accounts assistant... lol.. went for the interview yesterday and straight away i got in... haha... lol... so happy now... will be working together wif sam and pey horng... hope it's fun ba... lol...

btw i decide not to talk to u anymore ba... cus u hurt me badly 2 times... more than anyone else.... final advice to u ba... dun always think u very big... cus u're not...

now for the joke....playing wif time...

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

note: the 1955 means 7.55pm... but tat lady thot is year 1955...haha...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 { 11:35 PM }

ya... blog agn... this few days have been busy on proj and some school works.... firstly blaw is finally done.. i dunno lei... i feel like we can achieve a above average grade... but dunno la... cannot say now la.. otherwise the marks will look different from wat i think... haha.... FF proj was not return last week so think they will return this week ba. hope ba....

today was the GEMS presentation. OMG lor... haha... finally over le... dunno y lei... maybe i really dun like tat GEMS ba... haha... after school went to watch the movie but we come too early by one day... the show haven flash on theater yet... hahaa... so tml going to watch agn lor... haha....

last but not least actually the past few days i think properly le.... i think that sometimes thing that i think i can try to do it but actually i can't.... think y i say tat rite... haha... i really think that i can still be friend wif u and also try to.... haha... but think i am jus bluffing myself ba.... haha... can't be done... maybe this is character install in me already le ba...i dunno....

exam is coming 2 weeks later... good luck to all....

now for the joke.... more than what you think...

There was a woman who is dying of an illness and is lying on the bed.The husband was feeling very sad and asked what are her last wishes.The woman asked him to reach under the bed, which he found a box.Inside were 3 corns and $10,000."What's these?" asked the husband.The woman replied," Whenever i cheated on u, i would collect a corn.""I forgive you. But what about the $10,000?""Whenever i had a bundle of corns, i sell it."

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 { 8:23 PM }

ok..... haha.... this week will be super busy agn... lol... as i thot FF finally finish le.... and here comes a worse one... lol... BLAW project... siao liao.... this is like more tougher than the FF project but have to finish it in a much shorter time.... 1 week... lol... so short... haha... but nvm la... i believe our group will do it de...haha....

friday maybe going to watch the new jack neo movie...lol... dunno y... really love his movie super much....almost all movie that he shot de... i watch before....lol... haha....

tml will be getting back my FF project marks... really hopes that it is ok lor.... haha...

now for the joke....Clinic Check Up....

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"