-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
yo.... it's blogging time... after taking a break from studying all this days.... haha.... this few days have been busy preparing for exam coming tuesday... but can only say one things ba... watever can learn i study and memorise le... but jus hope i wun get killed by theory qns agn... lol...
some ppl really funny la... yesterday i ask her... u study until whr le... she give a very perfect ans... barely touched... then i tell her tuesday exam le wor... then she say no time study this few days... when i ask y... she say birthday...LOL... haha... die le la u...hahha... sounds like cursing u...lol....
btw will u all be working this coming holiday... i actually went for an interview at FJ benjamin for a sales job... but the next day pey horng call me in the morning that got a new job... lol... and this time is a job tat i always wan to work as... accounts assistant... lol.. went for the interview yesterday and straight away i got in... haha... lol... so happy now... will be working together wif sam and pey horng... hope it's fun ba... lol...
btw i decide not to talk to u anymore ba... cus u hurt me badly 2 times... more than anyone else.... final advice to u ba... dun always think u very big... cus u're not...
now for the joke....playing wif time...
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
note: the 1955 means 7.55pm... but tat lady thot is year 1955...haha...
