-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
yo... blog agn... haha.... this few days was feeling real happy ba.... haha....have not been in this state for like almost 1 year....lol... haha... monday went wif my clique to defu lane there... cus is the birthday of one of the chinese god... so i went there to watch the celebration... lol... damn kua zhang lor.... like i thot that religion will be like not many ppl believe de.... but shock me lor... damn lots of ppl lor.... think got 500 ba... haha.... or even more.... lol... jus damn crowded.... can't even walk thru de lor.... haha.....hope to go agn next year too... haha....
haha.... this few days.... night time lucky got someone lor... haha... otherwise i will bored like hell.... haha.... ya lor.... this is wat i mean by maybe u found the correct person to talk lor.... lol...
And yesterday hor... knew some things from someone... haha... but cannot say who la.... but quite stunning also.... lol.... hope to talk to u more on the phone... haha.... lol... since u are a fruit.... lol... haha.... no link i noe.... lol... and looking forward to thursday....HAHAHA.....
wa.... this few days hor... i also like addicted to a thing that most female beings are doing... lol... blogshop.... lol... siao liao... haha...
no joke this time... since someone say too long... haha... my jokes....lol...
Friday, October 23, 2009{ 5:39 PM }
yup....blog agn le... haha.... after the first week of school.... wat i can say is... this sem is quite challenging.... up till now is till ok for me la... but whether the remaining chapters i can a not.... haha.... a big big question mark... haha.... btw... thanks for everyone who wish me happy birthday on monday... really thanks... especially ressal lor... hai my face become chocolate.... lol...haha....
NARFA is like in 7 months time.... so begin to start training le... to build up the stamina that are lose this 2 years... haha.... no choice la... cus poly no such thing as PE lesson like those in primary and secondary school...
regarding my last post on that friend that i wish to cut off ties.... i think le think.... to really make the plan successful and not like say say only, i decide to proportionally cut off ties wif ppl who are close to her... haha.... u all may ask for wat rite.... but since they are close to her ma... so if close to them...in the end still will c her...lol... but to them i not completely cut off ma....maybe jus to keep a distance only....
and today something funny happy... cus we went out to celebrate jamie's birthday... then aft that i and hui jun went to orchard.... haha.... i tell her not to sms while walking.... cus she not like other.... when she sms while walking... she is unable to c infront...haha.... i say skali u bang into sth... and sure enough... she bang into a wall... hhaha.... and the sound damn loud also....HAHAHAHAHA.....
ok...now joke for the day....Working Construction...
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!
" The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."
Sunday, October 11, 2009{ 9:41 PM }
haha...so long didn't blog... lol... cus kinda lazy le...haha... last time when i first created the blog.... was like almost everyday blog wor... haha.... also dunno y i am so hardworking last time... haha.... this few weeks have been putting a personal message on my msn... that many ppl been asking... wat decision sia.... lol... haha... kinda stupid la if u all noe le... cus this decision sld have already been made 1 year ago... but now then decide... lol... really is damn stupid me la... haha... u all also think so hor... haha... but nvm la... better than until now also haven decide... wan noe wat issue then ask me in msn ba....
8 days to two events.... one is school reopen after the long break... haha.... and second is also my birthday as welll.... lol... like so ciao lor...haha...this year like so many different things... and is like most of the things are bad de.... can say is one of my darkest year in my whole 19 years of living... but hope it will go well in the new year...haha... sounds like new year day like that...haha...
ok la... tat's for all now ba... and the joke for today is The Tea Party...
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water, of course.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
