-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
yup....blog agn le... haha.... after the first week of school.... wat i can say is... this sem is quite challenging.... up till now is till ok for me la... but whether the remaining chapters i can a not.... haha.... a big big question mark... haha.... btw... thanks for everyone who wish me happy birthday on monday... really thanks... especially ressal lor... hai my face become chocolate.... lol...haha....
NARFA is like in 7 months time.... so begin to start training le... to build up the stamina that are lose this 2 years... haha.... no choice la... cus poly no such thing as PE lesson like those in primary and secondary school...
regarding my last post on that friend that i wish to cut off ties.... i think le think.... to really make the plan successful and not like say say only, i decide to proportionally cut off ties wif ppl who are close to her... haha.... u all may ask for wat rite.... but since they are close to her ma... so if close to them...in the end still will c her...lol... but to them i not completely cut off ma....maybe jus to keep a distance only....
and today something funny happy... cus we went out to celebrate jamie's birthday... then aft that i and hui jun went to orchard.... haha.... i tell her not to sms while walking.... cus she not like other.... when she sms while walking... she is unable to c infront...haha.... i say skali u bang into sth... and sure enough... she bang into a wall... hhaha.... and the sound damn loud also....HAHAHAHAHA.....
ok...now joke for the day....Working Construction...
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!
" The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."