the earth is round

Friday, November 20, 2009 { 11:22 PM }

haha.... blog agn... like so frequent le me... haha.... this few days i really dunno wat happen to me lor.... i realise something... sometimes when we always tell ourselves impossible de la or cannot be de la.... and it will always become the other way round.... lol... dun understand rite.... haha... lol... i also dun understand myself... lol...

i have a qns that have been like revolving ard my mind this few weeks... like if u ask me this particular qns abt 2-3 months ago... i will say totally impossible... but now if u ask me agn... haha... my ans will change to it's possible... lol...

this few days like will keep on think of her... haiz.... everytime outside wif her will also like make me happy.... haha... lol... but u noe since the two incident that happen to me before... i really like have a loss in confidence in myself ba... how sld i say... maybe i really scared of being backfire agn le after HL incident... i dunno la... jus hope my intuition is really correct de this time...

rather short post wif no joke....

Wednesday, November 18, 2009 { 8:13 PM }

hehe... today went to school damn early jus to sign up for tat IAP de elective... haha... like finally register le... like a huge rock taken off... haha..... lol... the ITP de thingy also done le... today submit the finished forms to miss han le... haha... damn happy.... but like MST is coming le... think 3 weeks ba....

after school went out wif her to orchard to catch a movie... haha... 2012 i can only say... is a mus watch... but the only bad part for tat movie is too long le... lol... 2 and a half hour wor.... haha.... today was like so happy going out wif her.. hehe... hope will have more ba...haha....

this week have to chiong 2 things.. one is CF proj and another is Rwps proj... lol.... but also hard lor.... lucky for our CF proj we managed to find a lot of good information... haha....

now the joke...Free Riders....

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket, please."

Monday, November 16, 2009 { 9:24 PM }

yea... damn long since i last blog... cus i really can't think of anything to blog... haha... Audit CA jus over but jus as i thot the paper will be easy... it turn out the other way round... lol... y is our batch de paper always so difficult de... or sld i say more difficult than compare to previous year... lol....

sunday finally have a down to earth confirm de IAP group... haha... cus previously jh was still thinking whether to take which elective...but he still choose IB though... haha... but we managed to find a new replacement... lol... like finally le....

today going to settle the ITP thingy wif pey horng... cus we found our own ITP thru lecturer... haha.... pay was relatively higher than other... then we believe we can learn even more than other internship companies... cus we work there before in that accounting firm... but dunno la.. everything have to wait till tml when they stamp tat company stamp there...haha....

today went back home wif someone... haa... but when i heard she going JB for 6 days in Dec... haha... dunnno y suddenly feel a bit like sad... haha.... dunno la... haha...

now for the jokes....VIP....

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.

They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.

The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?" The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."

Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?" The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."

The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?" The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."

This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."

Sunday, November 1, 2009 { 6:03 PM }

haha... yesterday was like halloween day so went out to club wif friends... lol... wa.... was like damn tired lor yesterday lor... one day went three places... first go to rebel... the best among all ba... haha.... but the only problem is too squeezy.... like my hand kenna so many butt... male and female also have... lol... kua zhang rite... lol.... so girls even worse... lol... when trying to squeeze thru... they facing me lor.. and then their.... ya u noe.... bua thru my hand sia... like wat the helllllllllllllll....

after that went to lunar... cannot say there bad la.... but jus a bit weird... cus they have a live band in there... but problem is... they sing cantonese songs....LOL.... weird rite.... i and my friends was like looking at each other saying like wat song lai de.... lol... but their host or wat... quite interactive la... will like give free drink of alcohol... but that is pure alcohol lor for god sake... like drink le whole body was hot like hell... and is only one mouth is enough to have that effect...

lastly went over to zirca... when reach there already like damn tired le... so only like sit somewhere... haha... to make things worse... my back ache agn... lol... haiz.... overall is not bad la these 3.... cus nvr went these 3 clubs before... but the queueing is killing lor.... like we queue for like almost 1 hr lor....before we can go in....

haha... this is wat i mean by long long go one time can le... cus u will not feel bored of clubing... lol... cus going too frequently will make u feel bored in the end... lol...

ok going off to do my tutorial... now for jokes...cabbies...

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"

The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work."

The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ah, C'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! For crying out loud...They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mommy, do the hooker ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course, Dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"