-Name: Henry Tay Han Chung
-Birthdate: 19 October 1990
-Tayhc@live.com
-a member of the SPBP Mentoring family:)
-Currently in Singapore Polytechnic, Accounting Course.
-Formly from Damai Secondary and kong hwa school.(pri)
-I am different from what you think actually.
firstly i change a whole new blog song today....lol...
yo everyone... blog agn due to overwhelming pressure by some R person.....haha....lol....jus kidding... ok first thing is exam is finally over.... for all the exam is ok to me ba... except for stats... total disaster... but have to c liao lor...lol...
next is my job...lol...currently still looking for a job. have send out a lot of resume. dunno whether will have respond a not...jus hope that the person will call tml morning and say i got a job le and can go down to the company straight for interview le... lol... faster job....i need you...lol...sound so despo... but actually quite la...lol....
someone missed my "concert"... haha... then expect a refund....lol... like so funny can...never go to the concert but ask for a refund.... haha...first case in singapore....lol....so tat's all... will blog once i got a job.
now for the jokes....pervert
one day during a tuition class, this teacher came in and start the lesson
teacher: ok kids, we are going to start our lesson today.
kid: so wat are we studying today?
teacher: we are studying biology. ok. let me ask all of you a simple question. who is the most pervertic in this world?
kid: i know i know. it's baby.
finding the answer weird, the teacher ask: why is baby the most pervertic?
kid: it's easy because they breastfeed.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009{ 2:11 AM }
yoyoyo.... haha.... finally after today three exam down.... MOB, Econs and CRS.... and now left with PACC and STATS only....good good...for MOB got some mistakes le...but Econs got more confident...haha...hope everything is alright... and tml will start pacc revision liao...but only have one day....lol....
haha....like some ppl hor...give me a new nickname agn....haha.... chung chung....lol....die liao....y my nickname become more and more liao...and is all create by the same person.....haha...lol...
this morning got a very strange dream.... intially i teaching rujun in the morning but in the end i could not wake up....wake up sometimes but then sleep back...hhaa....then i dream of this... i dream that i teach her econs in 7-eleven.... and when i teach her...she suddenly shout at me and i suddenly woke up and suddenly i need to teach her...haha...lol....wat a strange dream...haha....
this friday will be going to celebrate the end of exam... is concert time this friday...haha...
now for the joke....deserts....
A man was lost on a desert. He walked for so long and he was very very thirsty. He then saw a sign board wrote : Go this direction, 100 metres away, u can find something to quench ur thirst. Come On.
He was very excited, even though he was tired but he tried his best to walk following that direction. Then another sign: " only 50 metres remained, try hard".
And then : " 20 metres away only, u will not be thirsty anymore"..So excited already, he walked faster in order to find that thing to quench his thirst."10 metres only, faster faster"...
Then he reached there, he found a cup with a sign board : " This one will help u to put water, come on and find water urself ..
Thursday, February 12, 2009{ 9:05 PM }
yo...blog agn....haha...so wat happen since i blog the last time???....haha....really happen some other things....firstly is my Gems exam....haha....think gone liao....lucky Gems marks will not affect my overall GPA....and will only reflect either pass or fail....so nvm.... as long as pass can le...lucky my project in Gems score quite well...otherwise sure die.....
after that is my MOB exam....or u can say management exam... the exam arh....quite confident in section B but not the MCQ part....the MCQ was super tricky lor...some qns can fit for 2 ans lor....so was like anyhow choose liao....got one qns worse....the qns is saying abt a person giving long talks...and they ask us what type of barrier is she facing in communication? and guess wat... all four choices can also say be the ans although only one is correct...lol....how to choose....lol....but in overall still ok la for the paper....jus hope overall can get a B....
so next on is team CRS tml...team econs on next monday....team pacc on next wed and team stats on next friday.....haha....dun understand wat the hell is team rite...haha...mean exam la...haha....good luck to all the teams.....and hope they all hit their targets successfully....
next is abt haha...human issue....haha...lol... someone good good lor...starting call me da sha then now call me sergent Tay( like the one in the show tuan yuan fan)....lol...paper paper u really good lor...haha.... and lastly jus dun understand y ppl can like so funny lor... like they wrong le or half in the wrong...but they can still like act until like u in the wrong le....like so PRO lor....wat the hell really dun like this type of ppl....but nvm....forget it....
now for the jokes...gifts....
John: It's my wife's birthday... Peter: What's your gift to her? John: I asked her what she wanted Peter: What did she said? John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND. Peter: What did you gave her? John: Playing cards.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009{ 2:10 AM }
yoyo...as i said... will blog after my ideas presentation....or sld i say this is a forced posts...haha....no la....jus kidding.... this few days have been so de mixed feeling.... maybe because of exam ba....lol... finally finish memorising MOB... hope that i will still be able to remember the points ba...
this few days have experience some really happy things and some really angry things.... but what is the things i wun say any further le.... all i can say for happy things is jus like my msn PM.... my happiest moment in 2009 is talking to u on phone... i serious de...haha... not kidding...
today our IDEAS presentation was...erm.... i think is ok la...but dunno can get an A a not....jus hope tat i can ba.... after tat kenneth and i went to buy present for someone....lol...like so funny lor when we choosing the birthday card.... haha... cus the shop use code to determine the price... then we try to find the code 100 (cheapest la) type of card... but find here find there also cannot find...feel like a bit scam...haha...lol...of course we did not buy the cheap one la...jus curious only...hhaa... the presents hope they like ba....haha....
tml will be having MOB and GEMs exam... haiz.... a bit scare but not as tense as the last sem exam....also dunno y like tat...haha....jus hope my both exam will be alright...and yup.... to end off... jus wanna say....i will not study controlling in mob anymore....or dun even wanna care abt controllling....
now for the jokes....Three answers most scared by men...
（ 1 ） (Whatever) Men: What to have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why not we have steamboat? Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea Men: Then what you suggest? Women : Whatever..
（ 2）(Anything) Men: So what should we do now? Women: Anything Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh? Men: Then find a café and have drink Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep Men: Then what you suggest? Women: Anything
（ 3）(You decide) Men: Then we just go home lo Women: You decide Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la Men: Ok we will take Taxi Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh? Men: Then what you suggest? Women: You decide Men: Let's have dinner first Women: Whatever... Men: Eat what? Women: Anyting
(this is jus a joke only...not biased against female)
Tuesday, February 10, 2009{ 2:21 PM }
today actually promise to post... but i think i will post after my ideas presentation better...haha...sorry
Sunday, February 8, 2009{ 6:15 PM }
Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.
haha...have not been blogging for many days le...y....cus the big exam is around the corner le.... this time really have to do well and beat my all time rival... dun wish to say is who but the person know tat himself/herself... lol....the target for this time is as followed in overall....
not putting the target too high...otherwise the target will not be attain liao...haha..lol...so this few days have to mug and mug and still mug....
oh ya...btw...have change my blog song cus some cloud and star say me previous song like some indian songs...so no choice change lor...now this song will sounds better and even more emo abit....lol...so the cloud and star...is this sounds better...haha...
this few days have a new student...and haha...teaching her hor really is challenging lor....haha...but still ok la not so bad...haha....and this person hor keep on laugh at my joke tat happen at mentoring...lol...haha...nvm la... she happy then joke lor...haha...
tml going for medical checkup agn.... one week really pass so fast lor...haha....and finally this few days also knew quite some bad things ard me... although not concerning abt me but still find why mus there be this type of people living in this world....lol...
now for the jokes....the bird story....
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspapercovering his genitals.The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"
The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!"The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.
Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain."Where the hell am I?"A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergencyhelp, so we rushed you right over."
"Well, what the hell happened to me?"
"We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happeningto you today?"The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me justbefore I fell asleep."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was. The person said, "Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw here earlier?"
"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice littlebird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck,broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
